doorfen 🇸🇪

MSc Media Technology. Senior software developer. My opinions are my own. Do you own DD!

[doorfen 🇸🇪 @doorfen]

The most retarded market in the known history of humanity.

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

If you needed any evidence of how much complacent and idiotic markets became, look no further than US stock futures at this moment

Why so many people enjoy dancing in front an incoming steamroller is still beyond my understanding sorry

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

PANICANS IN CONTROL

THE BARNACLES HAVE COVERED THE US NAVY

[doorfen 🇸🇪 @doorfen]

🐧😆

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

Reports of sailors in the water being eaten by barnacles

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

Reports of sailors in the water being eaten by barnacles

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

⚠️Tales of oil price manipulation: volatility collapsing because of the tighter and tighter cap on the price, while the situation on the ground worsens with every passing hour.

Pretty intuitive what's going to happen to both the oil price and volatility once the cap breaks

[doorfen 🇸🇪 @doorfen]

🐚🐢🦞

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

The barnacles won

[doorfen 🇸🇪 @doorfen]

@avanzabank Nej.🙅

[Josh Young @JoshYoung]

"no one goes there anymore - it's too crowded"

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

JustDarioDaily - Podcast

⚠️ CUSHING TANK BOTTOMS: THE FIRE THAT LIGHTS UP THE FUSE IN THE OIL MARKET? 🎙️

#OOTT

https://t.co/GRR2kFCFFs

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Trump has stated 55 times that he defeated Iran.

🇺🇸Trump has stated 35 times that Iran is destroyed.

🇺🇸Trump has stated 38 times that a deal is imminent.

🇺🇸Trump has stated 25 times that the Strait of Hormuz is open.

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

Today is the 25th of February 2020

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

Ladies and gentlemen, please join me to wish good luck to all those brave souls who are currently levered long in the KOSPI

[doorfen 🇸🇪 @doorfen]

#Kospi circuit breakers. Standby.

It’s happening ?

[Mac10 @SuburbanDrone]

If I had to list the BIGGEST RISK being overlooked right now it's having a KNOWN criminal with late stage dementia in the White House.

Archaeologists are going to have a hard time figuring out that one once this Idiocracy is fully buried.

[doorfen 🇸🇪 @doorfen]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

Korea's getting liquidated again

[doorfen 🇸🇪 @doorfen]

Or in 10 years. They are so… fucked. 🤡

#ClownWorld https://t.co/daxuoDG2SD

[doorfen 🇸🇪 @doorfen]

@michaeljburry Here you go, no worries. Will probably be the best thing you heard for a while. 💪🇸🇪

https://t.co/4CEj6ZC4Vl

[Cassandra Unchained @michaeljburry]

Who's driving?

https://t.co/yz5fZeI0Qz

[doorfen 🇸🇪 @doorfen]

😂

[Josh Young @JoshYoung]

37 fake Iran deals!

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

This is the economic fake data index.

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

Cmon give this guy a break, he stayed up all night to pump markets to save your 401Ks