Dee

couch potato || blowing my dootch || 🌈

[Dee @dootchie_]

Thread: Beautiful music

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[Tax Daddy @NwokeOma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Granddaughter shares the before-and-after transformation of her 76-year-old grandmother after leaving Nigeria, and the striking change has left many questioning the quality of life in Nigeria.

[Jola @Jollz]

Our language around governance is so interesting in Nigeria. We talk like when someone wins an election, the money and resources of the state become their personal largesse and any progress or work that happens is because they’re kind enough to “dash” us.

[Dee @dootchie_]

Happy pride month!!!

[Dee @dootchie_]

Lash legend can’t wrestle for shit.

[BUNDA HASHIRA🥷🏽💕 @cindythehashira]

tried to shoot on the streets of lagos today and egbon adugbo is telling me @burnaboy gave them $18k (25,020,000) sometime in January and @burnaboy i need you to know you’re part of the issues we have in this country cause them no gree collect my fifteen thousand hard earned naira, later you’ll carry you mic and sing about this country.

and @jidesanwoolu are you aware that to even take pictures or videos WITH MY PHONE at Freedom park i have to pay 40,000 nigerian naira for 10mins!!? what nonsense???????! why’re you the governor if you can’t completely obliterate the atrocities happening in your state????!

CAUSE TELL ME WHY TF A YOUNG CREATIVE CANT EVEN DO SHIT IN LAGOS?? 30 seconds cover wey i wan shoot for that matter.

@jidesanwoolu gather your street boys and give them an association, or pack them to sambisa forest to fight the war against insecurity cause you’re draining the life of the people and youths in this country, we NO LONGER HAVE ANY FREEDOM! and one day when i see you i’ll speak my mind.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

The itIsWellification of Nigerian problems. Hmm

[Promise O @Misprom]

Tinubu is heartless shaaa…not even a single acknowledgment of the crazy level of insecurity going on in the past weeks. If there’s any reason to vote him out, his lack of empathy should be number one. Such a wicked person 🤮

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

guess what guys? this is where the 'women divide families and ruin frienshships' trope comes from. because if he gets a girlfriend or wife now that sets and enforces boundaries, they'll say she divided the family or ruined the friendship he had with his guys.

seen this a lot, also cos many men are cowards when it comes to their friends and families. they'll whine and complain to their lovers all the time but they'll never enforce boundaries. if she helps him do it, she becomes the bad person while he remains the good guy.

[Nonyé Billions @TheNonye]

It’s only me and 3 others that are currently not pregnant! The rest of you be safe 🫶🏾

[Dee @dootchie_]

Jumping in abbreviations 😂

[flex @lowkflex]

see the doubt in his jumps 😭

[flex @lowkflex]

see the doubt in his jumps 😭

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Used shorty’s rose toy on my tip and I almost passed out

[Blessing @Effiongsbaby]

Performative go regret the day e enter Nigeria!

[✨️🖤jux rhiyo stan🖤✨️ @worsethanany1]

We even lost the color coordination

[Rami Touati @RamiTouati2]

Why thé fuck is this shit still a thing ?

[Funmi🤎 @luwatofunmi]

Dear Apple, "WERE" is an actual word!
Stop correcting it to "we're" when it doesn't match the context!

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

You mfs still don’t get who Michael Jackson was

[Jola @Jollz]

Sharing your partner is one thing. It’s cute and who doesn’t like seeing love. Making him a big part of your BRAND and WORK is another. There is no need