Mark K

[Mark K @dopechiller]

It has come to my attention that at a recent Trump rally, an audio clip of me ripping ass was played on the loud speakers in an effort to hype up the crowd. This is not an official endorsement, nor would I ever authorize use of my fart media to endorse this candidate. Thank you

[Mark K @dopechiller]

@crazyiIIusions Fartlantis

[Mark K @dopechiller]

Home is where the bidet shoots perfectly at your asshole

[Mark K @dopechiller]

Wipe a man’s ass and he’s clean for a day. Teach a man how-

[Mark K @dopechiller]

Tom Brady hermit crabbed out of his body and Get Outted Brock Purdy. Giselle will marry Brock purdy confirmed

[Mark K @dopechiller]

Doesn’t matter had shreks

[Mark K @dopechiller]

@maladjessted I’d take the over on 2 griddies

[Mark K @dopechiller]

@maladjessted Orange Gatorade +325

[Mark K @dopechiller]

In god we bust

[Mark K @dopechiller]

If god is my father, uncle kracker is my uncle

[Mark K @dopechiller]

Saturday night loitering in chic fil a so they stay open late and I order with 12:01 on the receipt

[Mark K @dopechiller]

@campayne @JaValeMcGee @DevinBook @mikal_bridges @CJC9BOSS

[Mark K @dopechiller]

Out here repping the @Suns tonight

[Mark K @dopechiller]

@obj @CashApp $markkarlsrud1 #OBJBTC

[Mark K @dopechiller]

@SarahAFrenchy Smoked meats

[Mark K @dopechiller]

I’m here at planet fitness bearing witness to a harmonica fall out of the pocket of a guy at the row machine

[Mark K @dopechiller]

@saquon @OldTakesExposed

[Mark K @dopechiller]

TIL there is a rat infestation on the international space station

[Mark K @dopechiller]

@maladjessted @VividSeats There was a class action lawsuit for this. You could get some additional money back https://t.co/Wiv3vNpG81

[Mark K @dopechiller]

@JayTeeYoung Did she go for the Tostitos?

[Alec Guthrie @AirGoClick]

Guys that dump, shop at Saks.
Guys that get dumped, shop at Saks OFF 5th.