Ndiritu

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CLING CLING!
Motherf🥂ckers

[Ndiritu @dopelikeallan]

📢9 week old Great Dane puppies🐕 available for rehoming🏡4 males, 6 females
Parvo and 1st DHLP administered💉
80k negotiable
0746611421

[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

Dating a bitch who is accessible to other men is embarrassing as fuck

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD___]

That beautiful woman that carried you for 9 months, may she live long!

[Ngor AweilMade🇸🇸👑🥭 @KINGZIGZAG5STAR]

My twitter feed right now

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"I'll be gentle"

me after she opens her legs

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

One of these days I am going to sue one of you bastads and use you as an example. Endeleeni kapsa

[fuck @sorrymoom]

La gente subestima mi capacidad de no volver a hablarles nunca más

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.

[yɢѳʀ ッ @impcaetano]

ultimamente minha vida é baseada em:

- não comer direito
- não dormir direito
- não me sentir bem

[Gato @_gato_sanchez]

Jamás imaginé que extrañara a los diseñadores gráficos. Estoy agotado visualmente de tanta publicidad y avisos hechos con IA.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

[R0DNEY @fabian_4pf]

A Mercedes Benz delayed is not a Mercedes Benz denied,one way or the other I must own one before I leave this earth.

[ᴊᴜᴀɴғʀᴀ ʜᴏᴍs @juanfhoms]

Necesito que WhatsApp saque una actualización donde se puedan ordenar los stickers, no puedo estar en medio de una discusión y estar 30 minutos buscando que mandar

[🦑 @dfwtemiii]

Lesbians using dildos has to be one of the funniest contradictions ever 😂

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Ati oooh "ikifika end of 2026 entering 2027 Ruto will do good things mpaka msahau zile mbaya alifanya", bro that's why we were rekodingi😂😂

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Nobody has ever called a plant lazy for growing slowly.

[Wayward @Hustleorbeg77]

When you finally get rich but you're not even surprised because you knew it was going to happen.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Alafu we ukipata shortcut we changamkia,,,,bidii achia Millenials na Waluhya

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Ukipata chance ya ku argue na mtu wa tutam, usiwahi mpea ata chance ya kupumua, talk and talk na ikiwezekana shout.
Ukiona ni kama anakushinda muume.

[Jameson Mothapo @JamesonC_M]

If all goes well. I'm buying myself ice-cream this weekend. CASH

[WE CHU LI @AyomaDinah]

Picked a Boda Guy along USIU Road... Paid them and found out his name is Sifuna. Looked him in the eyes and asked him... "Wewe ni nani" He replied "Mimi ni Sifuna"
Absolutely made my morning 😁