iTweetTruth

i tweet the truth, and only the truth. #dopestquotes

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when someone plays with my hair

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this is so me

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when you lose your mom in the supermarket

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@dopest_quote: FLIRTATIONSHIP
more than a friendship

less than a relationship

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Cop: Sir Have you been drinking?

MAN: No.

COP: Papers.

MAN: Scissors! I win!

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@dopest_quote: is that your face or is today halloween?

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[phone rings while hanging out with friends ]

Okay everyone be quiet!

[answers phone]

Oh hi mom.

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Fat guys that run
really need bras :)

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i have never missed someone
as much as i miss you.

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😂😂😂

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😂👌

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ugh yes

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when grandmas give you money as if they're dealing drugs

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exactly!

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stalking instagram and trying not to like any photos

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Dear radio stations,

You do realize there are more than 5 songs in the world right?

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I don't get how people get abs?
Seriously though, it's like, "ab"normal.

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Teddy bears dont hug back but sometimes they are all you`ve got

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COOL STORY BRO,
You should tell it at parties.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when Rebecca Black's birthday was on a Tuesday instead of friday...