I rolled up to the drive thru and the lady that came to take my order just about fell over laughing as soon as she saw my mode of transportation 😭😭 mf was on sight
STOP!
MANDATORY COCK CHECKPOINT.
*slurp*
*mlem*
*mmhgf..*
*gulp*
Hmm.. slimey a little salty but sweet... nice feeling on the tongue..
Okay you pass, stop holding the line
NEXT!!
reading eroge is hard because i have to bless each h-scene with an ejaculation but sometimes u get through way too many in one day and you end up cumming like 8 times out of respect for the creators
Things to say at a job interview:
- can I vape in here?
- I need the original blueprints of this building.
- my eyes are up here.
- How strict is your harassment policy?
- Sell me this pen.
- I didn’t know she had a brother.