Dorian Kerridge 🍯

[Dorian Kerridge 🍯 @DorianKerridge]

Huge brains: I'm buying Atomic Heart for the tall robot women with modeled titanium nipples

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For some reason the ripped models of the atomic heart robot girls stomachs are rigged to open up…

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At the very least, Humza is willing to take on Westminster and the Tories - the other two want to just roll over because they don’t like trans people

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Be a lighthouse. Let the waves keep buffeting you, trying to knock you down. But if you stand tall and believe in yourself your light will keep shining… #MondayMotivation

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Typical wee guy boxing chat. Multiple world champ Carl Froch has fuck all to prove to a YouTube knobber and a generation of wee fannies who think they know boxing.

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A huge decision to make, but with the support & love of my family, I have decided to put myself forward as a candidate to become Scotland's next First Minister, and Leader of the SNP.

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Yes Bollywood Actors are Not heroes, it's the Indian Army, Entrepreneurs, People who are making a difference in India. Do you agree.

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In preparation for tomorrow’s Shrove Tuesday, we spent the evening training the cadets how to make, flip and decorate their own pancakes.

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So much talk about the ‘pressure’ things like the NDIS and Medicare have on the budget (despite societal good) - but have you seen how much super tax concessions cost? Seems like the treasurer wants us to have that conversation…

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What superannuation does not need is Labor sticking their snout into the existing system.

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The money paid to Brittany Higgins was compensation. The amount was agreed in mediation, and as a result, a court case was avoided.

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WE HAVE TO WAIT TEN MONTHS TO FIND OUT WTF IS GOING ON?

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At his snarky, contemptable worst Murdoch grub Andrew Bolt shows complete ignorance of the trauma of sexual assault as he jumps the coattails of mean girl Janet Albrechtsen to vilify Brittany Higgins.

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Yep - we see you peddling hate every day Shola

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I have received “a serious threat from National Action London” notifying me of their “intention to kill” me & my family. They name my husband & home address.They don’t consider killing me ‘murder’ they call it an ‘execution’. This letter was through my front door

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You are my blessing. Not because you make me smile but because you made my heart happy.

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I was laying down watching shrek 2 tonight, and had to pause it!! They literally planed this out!? Aren’t these Deaths sickle blades from puss in boots?

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This is how I plan to spend Shrove Tuesday:

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On April 17th, 1958, Pope Pius XII approved the observance of the Feast of the Holy Face of Jesus on Shrove Tuesday (the Tuesday before Ash Wednesday).