Dorian Plum

Bureaucratic functionary, pioneer of hum-drummery, lover of reason and sarcasm.

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@reed_james1355 @xriskology Maybe if Americans invested in primary and secondary education, they'd be able to compete at the tertiary level.

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@Apple229122 @reed_james1355 @xriskology Harvard and Yale gave us Bush jr.
Wharton gave us Trump.
American students might be the problem.

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@AshySlasheeDB Ms Ellen
Credited as "the Chick from Species."

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@AshySlasheeDB When I saw Vampires I thought Jack should have died. That was before I knew Woods was crazy.
Vampire$ then became the only novel I ever read out of spite.
Spoiler alert: I was right.

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Some real "thoughts and prayers for your dead kids" vibes from DNC now.

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

Presidents come and Presidents go.

Through it all.

God is still on the throne.

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@finngalkn They don't care what any words mean. They know there's praise and insults. What you call a person doesn't matter to them as long as the word is pulled from the right column.

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@judysquirrels Yeah.
I saw a headline that said "the tragedy of Kat Dennings."
I thought it was just that she died.
Turns out she has to work Tim Allen.

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@iamerniepalomo @mysty812 It means your lyre string is broken, and you have no means by which to appease Apollo.

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@realwrd @swimmingtrout But you did say that.

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@soulbiscit1 @JasonBeeYorn I answered your question.
Were you not able to read past the word "globe?"

You must have cried when they raised the character limit from 140 to 280.

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@soulbiscit1 @JasonBeeYorn It's trivial to explain on a globe.
At the scale above? Surface tension.
On a planetary scale? Gravity.

Any progress on that 24 hour Antarctic sun over a disc?

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@JibberttheBib @ask_aubry If you're going to disagree with someone, it's a bit self-defeating to prove them right with how you disagree.

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@blizzy_mcguire If it's based on the musical, water doesn't hurt her, and it's only pure water that's reported to.

If it's based on the book, her tears burn her, but it's not enough liquid to cause serious injury.

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@TheAndrewNadeau They get it.
It's what they like about it.
They don't like conservative policies.
They just like hurting people.

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@bridgietherease No they weren't. Winners were projected thay night. Then counting continued until someone conceded or, as in Bush v Gore, the courts picked their favorite.

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@Travis321125370 @TheeDarkCircle Animals can only do as God wishes.
Jehovah loves him some infanticide.

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@RossKneeDeep Replaying video games I beat in a single weekend when I was in middle school has shown me that going back in time is no guarantee that I'd do any better a second time.
10 million dollars however, would fix most of my mistakes.

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@LucasSa56947288 It's not a costume.
It's a uniform.

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@dieworkwear The need for extended shoulders may vary from person to person, but I can't imagine the cut that would make me look like a fat Al Jolson.

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@Gritty20202 Truman warned them about choosing "between a Republican and a Republican" but they see it as a choice between winning as a Democrat and losing as a Republican.
They prefer the latter.