dori

wicked witch of the world wide web // she/her

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think of the pastabilities

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when bureaucracy is the real villain of the season

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i love how some seasons of grey’s anatomy are about surviving a literal plane crash and some seasons are about the bureaucracy of a hospital’s teaching program and they’re all treated with the same level of suspense and severity

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what if inspector gadget had been a different kind of inspector? what if he did emissions testing for the state or something?

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the closing ceremony

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

“These edibles ain’t working!”

*15 minutes later

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watching grey’s anatomy and saw that someone was listed in the credits as “hot guy.” i fucking love this show.

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been feeling a little less depressed these days and it could be the zoloft but i like to think that it’s just been because it’s brat summer

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what did she know

[kesha @KeshaRose]

alexa, play JOYRIDE extra loud today

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what's the point of genres anymore holy shit

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how brat summer’s been going for me, if anyone’s wondering

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inside me there are two wolves

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me watching my friends post about their dads on father’s day: 🥺😭🫣
me watching my friends post about their partners being good dads on father’s day: 🥰🥹🙌

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really looking forward to a point in my life where i say “good thing i have therapy soon” less often than i currently do

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@bratneyqueers honestly it’s criminal that we weren’t

[Pip Tinyhead 🧸💕 @PipTinyhead]

🌈Happy Pride Month🌈

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when we’re out for a drive and he stops unprompted to get me ice cream from the mister softee

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painted my nails today so...depression cured 💅

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@bratneyqueers i have not yet, but it's on my list for exactly this reason!

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i do not need every movie or tv show to be an IP i am already familiar with. please bring me original content. please give me things that are not prequels or sequels.

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inspired by the announcement of the legally blonde prequel show but also just the nature of being alive