Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah

being nice now

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

Bark like you want it

[Amber @DELICI0USLYDEAD]

What do you mean you don’t want to see me get extremely frustrated playing Mario 64

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

“Man this breakup ain’t shit”
I don’t think I’ve logged out of RuneScape since Tuesday

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

the jesters privilege. I am the most trusted advisor and nothing I say matters or means anything to anyone.

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

but I am still the same beast. the blood will still cover my face regardless of what I sink my teeth into.

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

Another day in my lotto cel life

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

They’re gonna sell Wikipedia

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

@WolfeyGlick I saw you at NAIC you’re shorter than I thought

[Annika 🐶 @muppethooker]

u don’t need ozempic just stop drinking

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

AI could never replace me, I chug water and say retarded shit that’s wrong all the time, and I’m way funnier

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

Made a pile on my bedroom floor last night for no reason

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

@spacepuppying ARF ARF

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

thog actually care a lot.

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

thog actually care a decent amount.

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

thog don’t care.

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

every hinge notification brings me one step closer to full on psychosis

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Just killed myself 5 mins ago

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

When you show your wife a 3 hour YouTube video called Why The World Will Never Get Better, she mentally logs this as a transgression and sometime soon a Sunday will come where you’ve had 30 beers the night before but it’s time to Install Shelves and Look at Plants

[Dork Pit, Exhaulted Pariah @dork_pit]

Who up rolling they boulder