DorkArcane

The smartest people in politics are the people who can joke about it. So sit your privileged self down, grab a fag and a hijab, and get offended 😎

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

'Would [Bernie Sanders] care more if you gave him $10k, or if you kissed his ass for an entire election cycle?"
-@benshapiro #Politicon2017

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

Go�� https://t.co/pqMH9W1WSR
@nni009 @margossm @juanblanco76 @ihrtdavefarah @lawriter33 @ForgetFridays @commun_it @snoopychain @HallbergPhotoco @HelpMeWaldo

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

Go�� https://t.co/pqMH9W1WSR
@nni009 @margossm @juanblanco76 @ihrtdavefarah @lawriter33 @ForgetFridays @commun_it @snoopychain @HallbergPhotoco @HelpMeWaldo

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

Well, I'm officially going dark from Twitter. So goodbye everybody!!!

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

#Congress2017
[#GOP]
-Stubborn
-Acts out of impulsive frustration
-In-fighting^2
[#DNC]
-Accusational
-Scattered
-Emotional^2

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

I guess this is the Wray to go. #Wray #NewFBI https://t.co/c2t7QPuqfg

[Chad Pergram @ChadPergram]

Grassley says Wray will “never allow the FBI’s work..be driven by anything other than the facts, the law & the impartial pursuit of justice

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

@Thomas1774Paine If French God Macron approves, it is done 😐

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

@StefanMolyneux It'll be worse if she passes GO.

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

Losing an election [after stealing the Democratic nomination from Sanders] is suddenly a get out of jail free card?
https://t.co/MqvlbzaBDB

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

@WSJ This can't seriously be a thing...oh well *pulls out axe and viking helmet, clears throat* FOR VALHALLAAAAAAAA!!!! #Sweatwar2017

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

Mitch man, why?? Bipartisan that bitch! #taxreform

Mitch McConnell: Republicans will go it alone on tax reform https://t.co/3T56vBkdR7

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

America, what do U want?Warm or cold?
Tillerson: I've told #Russia our relationship can get worse, 'and it just did' https://t.co/pq9YZQlQYT

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

Why did I think ConwayTwitty was joining theWH?

#Scaramucci's Reported Replacement Is Guaranteed to Melt Snowflakes https://t.co/4os8bhE4fw

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

So hey, @YouTube , what the f*** is this sh** that I hear about #Peterson ? Explain yourself at ONCE you successful 12-year old! #YouTube https://t.co/LmKGsVDLKW

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Hi all: @joerogan @RubinReport @scrowder @SamHarrisOrg I've been locked out of YouTube & my personal account: violation of terms of service"

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

So uh what's happening #Ryan?
Hell Freezes Over: RINO Paul Ryan Releases Video Promoting POTUS's Border Wall (VIDEO) https://t.co/vneYJti6NA

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

So anyone excited for a potential mayor of New York @HillaryClinton ? Anyone? No? Ok. #Clinton4Mayor #JustKidding

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

Better to Denigrate Author Than Write About Hillary’s Uranium Scandal (via @NewsfusionApps #US #Politics News)
https://t.co/AY4G3c903B

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Seven priests walk into a bar...and are asked to leave when they're mistaken for a stag do
https://t.co/PlFw3ieFoY

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

I just hope these are actual assaults and not claims of one. https://t.co/AcZuRQZgga

[Guardian Australia @GuardianAus]

Sophie Johnston, president of the National Union of Students, received a briefing about the report. More here: https://t.co/6oJta4jq98

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

I wonder how the UK Great Depression is gonna go #Brexit #YouGov #UK https://t.co/rwoHSjUJZV

[YouGov @YouGov]

61% of Leave voters say significant economic damage would be a price worth paying for bringing Britain out of the EU https://t.co/14IqxkY5kN

[DorkArcane @DorkArcane]

.....#crunchy or #creamy? #Alabama #Breakout https://t.co/zlRveeYg3k

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Alabama sheriff: Escaped inmates tricked guard into opening door by covering its number in peanut butter.