Jay

he/him/his. Just blew in from stupid town.

[† @mourninglambs]

I am normal and well adjusted

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

when does it stop feeling like this

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Who is your favorite vampire?"

“The one from Sesame Street.”

“He doesn't count!"

“I assure you, he does.”

[trash jones @jzux]

“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[jewish brat @ajewishbrat]

just saw a child trip getting off the subway because he was too absorbed reading diary of a wimpy kid. the impact of the ancient text hasn’t wavered

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your cheesestoise

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP