uncle keiff

🌈 | Leo | He/Him

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Nobody watches you harder than the people who don’t like you

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Life is like Tetris. We're all just four squares, we may be different colors and shapes, but we need each other to be complete.

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Hey so I’m sure you’ve noticed, but just wanted to confirm, this mental health thing is not doing well

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

heart’s a little damaged yet here you are shining again like you know the secret we all chase after.

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Five loud bangs in the apartment above me followed by the smoke alarms going off. Then someone jumping from upstairs, crushing the ac unit below. Now my apartment is sounded by yellow tape and police.

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

I think that’s the reason my first kiss took place in the middle school band room. It reminded me of innocence. And I wanted my first kiss to be just that. Innocent.

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

wagging my tail just thinking about you

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Don’t waste time explaining yourself to people who will never celebrate you

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

i have poison inside me, and i destroy everything i touch. that's my legacy. i have nothing to show for the life that i've lived and i have nobody in my life who is better off for having known me.

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

I can’t believe what you’re saying because I can see what you can are doing

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Don’t take criticism from people you wouldn’t take advice from

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Your face has changed, but your breath is still the same

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Motherfuckers will send you pictures of every inch of their naked body, but no face. Then have the audacity to ask if they can come over. Get the fuck outta here with that dumb shit

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Crazy that people are so insistent on meeting up when they can’t even share a face picture

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

hey, dad? if you're out there somewhere, thanks for nothing, you absent piece of shit.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Have y’all ever tried going the speed limit and think they can't be serious????

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

@tacobell Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for bringing back my favorite Caramel Apple EmpaLALA
🍎💚

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

… the situations that we as adults find ourselves in

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Why do l feel so out of place. It took everything in me just to get out the car and walk over. Everyone is with their friends, family, and significant others. Here I am alone, just trying to stay out of everyone’s way.

[uncle keiff @dorkeith]

Thought it would be a cute idea to go to a Pride parade and festival. First one I’ve ever been to. Not sure what I was expecting, but this wasn’t it.