Dorks, All Out of Context

Hi I’m Snail and this is where I quote my friends! All out of context! 🐌,🐝, 🐉, 🦁, 🦙, 🐰, 🦈, 🐻, 🐈

[Dorks, All Out of Context @dorks_nocontext]

🐝: How DARE you Shrekwash a Latina!

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🐝: How dare me do this to my damn self

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🐌: [inconvenienced by cart]
🐌: [angry whisper] Is this you BobBob?

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🐌: You're going to have to send me screenshots of the houses
🐌: I'm too busy looking for the vore.

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🐌: Flambae's like a brain tumor
🐌: he grows on you

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🐌: [angry, shaking fist]
🐌: I'm trying to watch a video about a SHITTY MOM
🐌: I don't need GAY SHIT on mY SCREEN.

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🐌: [very monotone, deadpanned]
🐌: why do we have to fart so big?

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🐌: I can be the man I've always wanted to be!
🐝: [Slowly turns]
🐝: Santa?

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🐝: [Doing a horrible Rasputia Impression]
🐝: Because Pretty Boys like you have perky butts for no reason!

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*rustling noise*
🐝: [grabs baseball bat]
🐌: [grabs broom]

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🐝: Is it for the bloodtest?

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🐌: I wanna be on whatever the fuck Enoch was smoking. 🤌

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🐝: take some dark father spaghetti

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🐝: Your Italian Soul can suck it up for noods

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🐉: I'M UGLY
🐌: NO YOU'RE N-
🐝: [LOUD DEDAN NOISE]

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🐌: That's not that many.
🐌: Its only Four.
🐝:

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🐉: Where is the utensil
🐉: That draws the SPHERICALS

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🐌: What? Are we not going to talk about the 66 grams of added sugar for 132% of the daily allowed sug-
🐌: Y'know what. Imma take my diabetes medication with the last sip.
🐝: There is nothing more absurd,
🐝: Than taking diabetes medication with a fucking Faygo.

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🐌: Well!
🐌: Maybe it wants to sexually identify as Noon.

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🐌: *irrationally angry, absolutely DELUSIONAL*
🐝: *fear*
🐌: YOU WILL HAVE A *FUCKING PICKLE*.