Mrs.Sparda

a lost cause | 18+

[Signe, Vamp Bait @SigneJeppesen]

Horror Comic 1/4

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

@DailyLoud

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

My aunt to my mom be like:

[megan @chismosavirus]

hate thrifting with a bitch who taps out after 15 minutes... get your ass up and check the men's jacket aisle.

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

don’t ask me about my life i don’t remember any of it bro

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

It can’t be! It can’t be!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.

[rico @somethinglovely]

cheers

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

If not now, then when? If not me, then who?

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

RIP to the Queen...she’ll never get to play Final Fantasy VII Remake Part II 😔

[maddy weinberg @weinandcheez]

she’s a 10 but she has no money and no prospects. she’s already a burden to her parents. and she’s frightened.

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

Boooooobaaaaaaahhhh

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell is this

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

Why me why me why me. I don’t even fucking follow this person & yet this tweet is on my fucking timeline. If I have to see it ya’ll do too.

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

Volodymyr Zelenskyy is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp!

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

that was a good show

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

FUCK i left the kitchen window open and it started to rain once i left the house mom’s gonna be PISSED

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

You don’t 💅🏽

[M ᥫ᭡ @MARJIANA29]

As a woman, how do you apologize to a man?

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

IDIOT😂

[KASSO STRONG 🇱🇷 @redrumkass5]

Them krates said otherwise 😂😂

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

my mom be like:

[Mrs.Sparda @dorksexual]

happy fourth everybody. it was yesterday.