dorksindungeons

Improvised Comedy meets Fantasy Role-playing Games!

[dorksindungeons @DorksinDungeons]

Soon. 🎲🪄⚔️🎲 https://t.co/8w1Pd4IADF

[Hal-Con SciFi Con @halcon_scificon]

Dawn of the Third day, 36 hours remain! Come on and get your game on at Hal-Con, if you haven't gotten your tickets yet there's still time: https://t.co/jldJzwfUfL

[dorksindungeons @DorksinDungeons]

Join us tonight for some hilarious heroics! https://t.co/LrUi51bzlf

[dorksindungeons @DorksinDungeons]

Are you ready for another night of epically funny improv heroics this Thursday night at @3SARTSPACE ? Show starts at 8pm!

#improv #comedy #adventure #theatre

[dorksindungeons @DorksinDungeons]

Are you ready for another night of epically funny improv heroics this Thursday night at @3SARTSPACE ? Show starts at 8pm!

#improv #comedy #adventure #theatre

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Report: Local Wizard About to Do Some Major Orb Shit

https://t.co/S2E8vP45tv

[John Bull @garius]

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: This gold?
ADVENTURER: We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: What?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1

[dorksindungeons @DorksinDungeons]

@deliciasez Thanks for coming and we're glad you enjoyed the show! As for the parking and gas, we hear you. Some of our crew are in the same boat.

[exigency.bsky.social @campaignwhereu]

Prepare for a massacre. The Overlord advances. Kingdom after kingdom has fallen. All that remains now are you and the Battle Bunnies, the "elite unit" of the Woodland Unity. You'll die beside bunnies. Or not because holy shit these little dudes have tanks? Why do they have tanks

[dorksindungeons @DorksinDungeons]

Sounds like a fun campaign! https://t.co/5bv4NLu2MC

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Dungeon Master Sets Up 8-Week Long Scenario for Single Pun

https://t.co/uuTXqMBGSF

[dorksindungeons @DorksinDungeons]

In a mere two-days from now, our award-winning #improv #comedy #RPG show is returning to live performances on stage at @3SARTSPACE in #PortsmouthNH! We hope to see you there, get your tickets now!

[dorksindungeons @DorksinDungeons]

We're back, babyyy! Season 10 starts June 30th at @3SARTSPACE

[dorksindungeons @DorksinDungeons]

We're back, babyyy! Season 10 starts June 30th at @3SARTSPACE

[Bodie H. @bodieh]

Gobling wizards are the best wizards! No pants, all hat and cape.

[Isa // Lord of Crows @Secondlina]

Cursed Sword

[exigency.bsky.social @campaignwhereu]

Drank the potion because of course you did. I don't even know what it was, I don't have the book for it. Well I only put it on the shelf because the bottle looked interesting in the art and I'd intended it to be mere scenery! So you might be dead next session, or maybe a squirrel

[Seth Skorkowsky @SSkorkowsky]

Defining D&D Hit Points is always goofy. Physical damage or Hero Points, none of it fully works.
Except... 1 HP = 1 pint of blood.
Low-level, you lose 10HP, you bled out. High level PCs have 50 gal of blood at 4000psi. It sprays everywhere and combats look like Tarantino films.

[jay Dragon is no longer active here @jdragsky]

a witch who uses this thing to prepare her magic potions

[c. j. linton @NearFutures]

ttrpgs as teas, a thread 🍵☕:

[Dungeon Facts @DungeonFacts]

New monster manual is *chef's kiss*

[Seacoast Outright @OutrightPride]

Seacoast Outright is now on Discord!! We have created a chat space for LGBTQ youth, aged 13-18. Kids control the conversation, adults are just there for emergencies or if kids have questions. Join us every Monday and Wednesday from 5:00pm - 6:30pm.

[Grant Howitt @gshowitt]

playing the new D&D game and it feels very out of place for it to be about a cataclysm sparked by a cursed soulstone that draws forth innumerable armies of darkness because every game of D&D that I'VE been involved in has been about four vagrants trying desperately to kiss an orc