Tyler

Just a dude writing some Haikus.

[Tyler @dorm_daredevil]

I was a 2nd choice little... who got a 4 choice big 🤔

[yaNASTY @indi4lyfe]

“If god isn’t real, then how does the hand of a man, fit so perfectly against the throat of a goose”

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

March Memories. #TBT

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In five-billion years, as the Sun begins to die, its outer layers of glowing plasma will expand stupendously, engulfing the orbits of Mercury, then Venus, as the charred ember that was once the oasis of life called Earth vaporizes into the vacuum of space.
Have a nice day!

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

Wow this is crazy lol.... The NBA is amazing

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

MVP in the house. #GoPats

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

#gottabelieve

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Blood pressure it wayyyy too high right now

[James Ellsworth @realellsworth]

Any man with two feet apparently can't kick an extra point in the #SuperBowl

[Ricky Rubio @rickyrubio9]

I see you 👊🏼 https://t.co/jcnx6yZPns

[Tyler @dorm_daredevil]

@elaur9 What is Mardi Gras?

[Tyler @dorm_daredevil]

@BleacherReport Haha I saw that. That’s pretty good

[WIRED @WIRED]

Remembering an Apple legend. https://t.co/rxMx128014

[James Ellsworth @realellsworth]

999 Yen

[Tyler @dorm_daredevil]

@elaur9 Pretty easy to figure out, just subtract 12 #quickmaths

[Tyler @dorm_daredevil]

@Raspeed400 I really don’t think it would change much.

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Hope everyone had a blessed and love filled Christmas.

[Channing Frye @channingfrye]

Who i gotta talk too to get a legit Coyotes hockey jersey?!!??

[Gordon Hayward @gordonhayward]

I've teamed with @DestinyTheGame to give away some fun stuff this holiday season. RT for your chance to win a signed #Destiny2 game and ball. Who's in? #Destiny2Partner https://t.co/biJ2vkXJZ8

[James Ellsworth @realellsworth]

Wonder if Santa will finally bring me that chin I've been asking for every #Christmas 🤔..

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Love is cool but have you ever unexpectedly found five dollars in a pocket