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my soul is baby pink and very expensive #freepalestine

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@anugov1 we are both hot and sad at the same time hello

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just walked into a women’s bathroom that was 20 degrees colder than the rest of the building, the automatic faucet only had ice cold water coming out, and the hand dryer blew cold air… there is maybe nothing more insidious

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@fiorellino__1 @awbagpiper

[BSMillionaire @itsaboutben]

And I observe it every year

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@paul_c_watson @awbagpiper

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@Zack3O12 @awbagpiper

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

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@yashar @awbagpiper

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at work I have to clarify letters during crosswords and i’m starting to get really ridiculous with it, used to do shit like “A as in apple” and today did “G as in gargoyle” and “i as in impish”

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I really need to know my color theory palette but girl I am not paying for it

[(๑´• .̫ •ू`๑) piper @dotor1mukk]

u have to give girls surprises or else they wither up and die . if they don’t get a surprise treat their life force begins to drain

[Avery Edison @aedison]

I know someone who, when working as a concierge at a fancy hotel, accidentally bumped into Brosnan while she was crossing the lobby in a hurry. She said, “I’m so sorry!” and he put his hand gently on her wrist and replied, “Entirely my fault.”

Can you IMAGINE.

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

for losers who couldn’t handle real literature i fear

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@kirbybrina @awbagpiper

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@mikerecine @awbagpiper

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@jdcmedlock @awbagpiper

[no @user1777777771]

the only time i hate to see a bad bitch is at the thrift store

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Saint Lucia celebrating Julien Alfred winning the country’s first-ever medal ❤️ She won gold in the women’s 100m

[Bernard T. Joy @bernardtjoy]

A Faulkner A Hemingway
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