Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸

🍷Proud mother of 4 beautiful babies👼EX 5th grade teacher🙌

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

I am 7 years old! Happy X the everything app join day!! #MyXAnniversary

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

Doctors appointment today! I hope they dont find the tumor. It makes me feel good!

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

My sons friend. Hes good with words.

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

I already knew this. Old news. My son told me about this because he read about it on 4chan years ago. My son loves 4chan. Hes 11 🥰

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

There may be aliens stationed at five or six underwater bases off the U.S. coast, according to Rep. Tim Burchett.

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

No… Thats impossible… They can’t do that… Hes so young…

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Patrick will reportedly make his last and final appearance in the next episode of ‘SpongeBob SquarePants.’

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

The turtle was a dick to his family.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

20 years ago today, ‘Over The Hedge’ released in theaters.

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

My son thinks there are alien cat women. I hope thats true so he can finally get a girlfriend. 👽🩷
#AlienPussy

[Remarks @remarks]

4 alien species were pulled from crashed UFOs, former government researcher claims.

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

Not me though. I drink half of a bottle of red wine daily. 😊 #RedWineLover🫪

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Alcohol consumption among US adults falls to the lowest level in modern history.

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

I would literally divorce my husband for this peice of BEAUTIFUL hardware!! 🇱🇷🇲🇾 I love phones!

[Trump Mobile @TrumpMobile]

The T1 Phone has arrived!! Those who pre-ordered the T1 Phone will be receiving an update email. Phones start shipping this week!!!

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

Was on my morning run and saw this bird. Im not sure what kind of bird it is. Can anybody tell me? It looks exotic…

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

@CantSniff I dont know who you are.

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

I thought they broke up. Are they dating again????

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

Elon Musk and Trump on Air Force 1 again.

What do you think they are talking about ?

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

sex gifs

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

diarrhea…😡

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

i got fired from my job as a 5th grade teacher for drinking wine at work. YAWN boring…

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

Got a new cat!

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

Saw a beautiful dog on my walk today!

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

Look at these silly boys goofing off at my sons work!

[Glenda Dorphdale 🇺🇸 @dorphdale]

MY EYES