michael dorsey

heaven knows i'm digital now

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

a salad that was once a C can raise itself to an A with the addition of tortilla strips 🥗

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

hot tomatoes are not it

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

dogs dont belong in indoor bars 🤷🏻‍♂️

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

i would recommend moving somewhere new where you dont have any friends at a time when there are amazing sporting events on all the time as well as a legendary reality television season 🍿

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

win our biggest world cup match and then immediately embarrass ourselves with a song 🇺🇸

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

the world does not need ai, but ai needs the world 🌎

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

agi: a giant idiocy

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

jaden mcdaniels aura is what rappers strive for

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

dont think its a coincidence that “vibe coder” rhymes with “poser”

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

if you replaced every chef with someone that had a basic understanding and ability to prepare a delivered meal kit, the world would be immeasurably worse off. that is whats happening in software rn

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

obviously upset with whats goin on w/ ai rn but plz never put a creative idea you have into any sort of ai. keep it for yourself and finish it when you have capacity to. otherwise its gone. dont let them take it

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

my favorite porn category is reading about “ai” layoffs that just absolutely wreak havoc on a company

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

psa: going to be referring to mistakes i make in my actual, tangible, human life as “hallucinations” going forward because everyone seems to understand that term better these days 🤷🏻‍♂️

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

vibe coding is the pickleball of software development

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

@tjnicolaides @917WCUR just watched and you’re totally right

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

convinced every show i go “fashionably” late to starts exaxtly an hour and a half after i arrive

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

@gardettos i hope 2020 brings an uptick in bagel chips!

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

a new years party centered around appetizers titled “appy new year”

[Anwar Carrots @AnwarCarrots]

Looking forward to another 10 years of “figuring it out”

[michael dorsey @dorrissey]

why is it that immediately after cutting your nails you have to open something that would be so much easier with said nails?