abby

[0xkitten_. 🐞 @0xKitten_]

Some hopecore moms loving motherhood

[abby @dortonabby]

@shirtsthtgohard @meatcanyon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Let’s change the law.

Between now and then, name and shame the DAs and judges who enable murder, rape and robbery.

But especially shame those who funded the campaigns of the DAs and judges. That will make the biggest difference.

[KFC @kfc]

HERE, DAMN.

[RandallBoggs @sirboggington1]

Mind if a white boy speaks mexican tonight? #Arriba

[abby @dortonabby]

@tierralamour_ One time I asked my male instacart for cream of coconut and he said unavailable and got me coconut milk…i had to drive to the store bc I absolutely needed it (but was running low on time) and it was in fact in stock he just didnt think to check the wine aisle :’)

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

BREAKING NEWS: “Twilight” just received a 30 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 300th time

[olivia stowell @oliviastowell]

i know what i’m celebrating tomorrow

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[Gabi Shiner @gabishiner]

I cannot believe how extravagantly this did not work

[abby @dortonabby]

@6storytori @_miyaervin @andekibhurji Short king supremacy 🗣️🗣️

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol