dory

real life Dory who can't actually swim.........just keep smiling!
☕ pass the coffee pot ❤💙💚💛💜

[dory @dorycleans]

@currys #CurrysHisense Line of Duty! Jesus, Mary, Joseph & the wee Donkey....... The perfect telly to welcome back the team 😁

[dory @dorycleans]

@GLA_Airport Barra for sure!! 😍😍😍

[dory @dorycleans]

Hopefully be a better one this year!!
🎅 #emailSanta says just 141 more sleeps until #Christmas! Check it out at 🎅 https://t.co/91sYm1DQmb

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

A cat was saved from under the rubble in Turkey. It now refuses to leave its rescuer's side.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I went to the store to buy 6 cans of Sprite.

It's only when I got home I realised I'd picked 7 up.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Sweet Dreams are made of Cheese, Who am I to dis a Brie, I cheddar the world, for feta cheese, Everybody Needs a Stilton.

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

Liz Truss may be gone but the ideology that put her in power still calls the shots @GeorgeMonbiot

[Tamdhu Lady @TamdhuL]

@NicolaSturgeon @scotgov One bottle lasts longer than four Chancellors

[dory @dorycleans]

Actually bloody brilliant 👏 🤣🤣🤣

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

[dory @dorycleans]

@RenCouncil @scotgov Will that include allowing pedestrian access for residents who do not own a car or can afford to drive into the recycling centres??

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

4. Independence only happens if a majority living in Scotland choose it - but there is no doubt it offers the real and permanent alternative to Westminster, and the opportunity to fulfil our potential at home and play our part as a good global citizen. It’s time for that choice.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Quick reminder: The Tories are shit. Don’t vote for them. Cheers.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

The Refugee Dictionary, compiled last year by ⁦@UNRefugeesUK,⁩ is today more relevant than ever. Here’s just one of hundreds of entries.

[dory @dorycleans]

@Buses_McGills are night services still suspended between Elderslie and Johnstone due to vandalism?

[dory @dorycleans]

@thismorning Snow been constant since early hours this morning up Renfrewshire Scotland 🤍🤍🤍

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

Well this is outstanding

[dory @dorycleans]

Who tells the truth??? 🤣🤣🤣

[Pete Wishart @PeteWishart]

There is never any way that getting Nadine Dorries out to ‘defend’ you could ever be anything other than a disaster . This is something else. https://t.co/B8EwlfPAKr

[dory @dorycleans]

Hello February!! WhatsApp me ideas for work parties 😉🙈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

⏪ #OnThisDay in 1872, the first ever international football match took place.

Scotland and England played out a 0-0 draw at the West of Scotland Cricket Club, with a crowd of around 4,000.

[dory @dorycleans]

Bloody love this podcast �� @noholesI've voted for No Holes Barred - https://t.co/iXCcThinzh in the @britpodawards Listeners' Choice Award. Vote for your fave: https://t.co/Vl1mome7Ki.