Kelsey

Jeeeeeeze

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

Does anyone else love reading their old tweets or am I a narcissist?

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

Don’t you wish you could go to your gate, scope out the crowd l, and THEN decide who you will sit next to?

[Mitchell @Mitch330H]

“I’m so sick of all the Covidness. I’m so sick of it.” -@DoseOfKelcium

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

@mollllssss Lol wtf ew what is happening

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

I really wish that when I wore camel colored sweaters it didn’t look like I was wearing my own flesh

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Trump RNC finally answers the question: what would North Korea would look like if it was American?

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

@mollllssss Ahem

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

I’m sorry, but what about posting a black and white photo of yourself and tagging some friends in the caption is you empowering other women? I’m lost.

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

@mollllssss ....easy tiger.

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

@Mitch330H Use some quotes next time so the person connected to your Visas isn’t concerned

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Four years of Betsy DeVos is more than enough. We need a Secretary of Education who is actually a public school educator.

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

I’m going camping this weekend and I’m seriously considering just staying there and never coming back.

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

Keep circling the drain, you narcissistic clown.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Greatest Top Five Monthly Jobs Gains in HISTORY. We are #1!

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

@Mitch330H ”Britney Spears is like not good... her voice really isn’t good at all. Like yeah she can dance but she’s not talented at all...

....I do like this song though.”

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

Let me be clear. This is revolting. The Bible is not a prop. A church is not a photo op. Religion is not a political tool. God is not your plaything.

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

I have a gift for picking the slowest line at Target

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

You took me by the hand, made me a mannnnn THAT ONE NIGHT! YOU MADE EEEVERYTHANG ALRIIIIGHT

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

I want a really good bagel rn.... like Brueggers level

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

@Mitch330H @Mitch330H you only answered two of the three

[Kelsey @DoseOfKelcium]

Do you ever add a song to a playlist only skip it every time it comes on? Am I some sort of Spotify masochist? What’s wrong with me