Mo Exotic 🐯

*Lil Wayne lighter flick*

[Mo Exotic 🐯 @dosesandmimoses]

Today marks the 3 week anniversary of the time I high-fived my co-worker and, immediately, she offered me lotion. I have never fully recovered.

[Mo Exotic 🐯 @dosesandmimoses]

@AGoldmund Dm it to me please!

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

addicted to saying “cómo se dice” followed by the most basic english word it just gives me that buzz

[Aikna🪻 @aiknaverse]

IT’S BACK UP

[Joey Kresl @JJ_Kresl]

My Dad in full Dad mode during the last 15 mins of TOP GUN: MAVERICK

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

I accidentally said “time” instead of “bandwidth” and my product manager took me into the break room and waterboarded me with lacroix

[snaily snail ๑ï @snaily00]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me waiting for Cameron Brink to get back from practice

[Tré Melvin @TreMelvin]

the chair from the montgomery riverfront brawl speaks out

[gg @grant_gadbois]

Probably gonna soft launch my baby

[Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik]

justin gets a lot of hate but you know what? it’s hard raising twins while living in a hotel. we need to cut him more slack

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

After Bin Laden was killed, a teacher told us they buried his remains at sea and another kid just nodded and said "Like Megatron"

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Airline attendant: We are now boarding for Group 1 only. I repeat, Group 1 only.
Someone from Group 6:

[⬇️↘️➡️+⬇️↘️➡️+👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾 @Deion_Slanders]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

the best basketball player in the world being a passionate horse girl who treats the NBA like a mandatory corporate job is my favorite storyline ever

[Niko @nikotaughtyou]

I told y’all boys what time it was