Kirsten McCaffey

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Also, cant wait to potentially get eaten by a shark in the Bahamas soon bye

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Hello, I would like to say that @FranksRedHot is the best hot sauce to ever rule the land thank you.

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

I literally wear my @applewatch 90% of the time only for the “find my phone” feature ✌🏻

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

What if you went to bed and woke up forgetting what your life was like?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Sorry but I was the most embarrassing undergraduate youngling there ever was !? #facebookmemories #embarrassing

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Boiled hotdogs are way better in the summer time

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

@elonmusk what about the world hunger problem in the background though?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show!

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i asked my 4 year old if she had fun at her birthday party and she was like “no. I like alone time.” same girl

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Why don’t chickens lay chicks without the whole egg debacle? Like be normal and just fully complete the task that was handed to you…🤷‍♀️

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Sorry, why are we exploring space when we could use that money to solve world hunger? Kids are dying from starvation and we want to see what chemicals are in Mars atmosphere? #humanitysucks #why #worldhunger

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

I’m pretty sure the crevice between your car seat and the middle console is how you get to Narnia #goodbye #personalbelongings

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Anyone else wonder if we will find aliens one day or just me ? #space #justwondering

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Retweet if you love Ceasar salad and chicken wraps no tomato

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

I’m sorry but McDonald’s McNuggets are the best and so are the fries #changemywind #mcFAN

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Happy #420 my friends

[Kirsten McCaffey @dosesoflaughs]

Sorry, is my house still in my postal code or did the ol’ wind blow me to Kansas already? Askingforafriend #pei