Doug Woody

Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй. I/me

[Ryan Winchester @ryanwinchester]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Canadian Geese are now called DONALD DUCKS.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Folks, I wasn't letting Obama or anyone else off the hook. The whole point is that everyone is on the hook (including voters who let this happen too). Here are the numbers for the last day in office of each president since Reagan.

RR $2.7 Trillion
GHWB $4.2
BC $5.7
GWB $10.6
BO $19.9
DJT $27.7
JB $36.2

[George Wept @GeorgeWept]

Good morning, Xitter!☕☕☕

[𝗧𝗼𝗺 𝗢𝘀𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻 PhD, FRSA. @call_me_tomasso]

Chortle, snort, guffaw. 🐧🥻

[The Mighty Quinn @Actsout]

After extensive consultation with my political circle, I have revised my preferences, in order, for 2028 GOP presidential candidate:

1. Ron DeSantis
2. Marco Rubio
3. Shohei Ohtani
4. The Shamwow guy
5. Mr Hooper from Sesame Street
6. Pop Tarts
7. Lady Marmelade (itchy gitchy ya ya ya)!
8. Mark McEathron
9. Dead Frank Zappa
10. The guy from the Domino’s Pizza commercial
11. Used box of kitty litter
12. Jake from State Farm
13. Gas station sushi
14. Toe jam
15. The teacher from Peanuts
16. Any Topps card from 1994
17. A house in Cuba
18. The dust bunny under my sofa
19. A mismatched set of bar towels
20. JD Vance

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The unspoken male road trip leaderboard is very real. Nothing ruins your day like getting back on the interstate and seeing the same semi-truck you passed 20 minutes ago

[Doug Woody @doshan]

@billybinion @threadreaderapp unroll

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The best part of every Columbo episode for me is the roughly 30-minute window where the murderer is entirely overconfident and thinks Columbo’s some kind of amusing moron.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Texas is even bigger than people think

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

U.S. state flags, recreated using county lines

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

This would be fantastic. And Trump would deserve praise. But if there’s anything in the world of foreign policy where a spirit of “I’ll believe it when I see it” is more appropriate I don’t know what it would be.

[The Reagan Caucus @NewReaganCaucus]

Ridiculous. Why should the GOP nominate Vance only for him to lose AOC when Rubio is a better candidate (or Haley, DeSantis...)

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i thought he married a centaur for a second😭

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

This is easily the greatest performance of the James Bond theme by any orchestra.
In 2020, the Danish National Symphony Orchestra was about to play the famous score but surprised the audience when the conductor is "shot dead" by a secret agent, squib fx 'n all, kicking off the epic performance without missing a beat. The best part is the cameras continuously cutting back to the conductor's motionless body 🔥 watch til the end

[Doug Woody @doshan]

@MaxAbrahms @NewReaganCaucus 🤞

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

"For many, the latest the sun would rise in parts of winter would be between 8 a.m. and 9 a.m. In other portions of the country, sunrise would happen closer to – or even after – 10 a.m." https://t.co/bqU3nPX5XF

[Doug Woody @doshan]

@baseballcrank We did permanent DST in the Seventies, but changed it back after a couple of years because it’s such an utterly moronic idea. Permanent Standard Time is the only reasonable choice.

I will die on this hill.

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

When Platner drops out, it's going to be like Biden leaving the race - people who swore up and down that what was clear to the naked eye wasn't so will come forward and talk about how they always had concerns, etc etc

They will never come clean about covering for this guy

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.