do something else

the dopest priest in the whole middle east

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"Dad! I just got a 17 year old pregnant and I also picked up drinking and I have a bald spot" Dad: And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon

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I'm fucked up beyong some recognition. But not all

[Chris @goonerdad52]

@realDonaldTrump Hi Donald, sorry only just saw your tweet now.

[FLONCHCORE @flonchcore]

Charmin is implementing “Artificial Intelligence” into their Charmin Uptra Soft toilet paper, allowing it to scan your asshole and blackmail you with what it finds.

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big bon jovi on the flank

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“Bibbidi bobbid

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chum basket

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If we can corrugate steel and card board... imagine what else could be corrugated. The possibilities are tremedous

[mar @loogy_maren]

top 10 videos oat

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reading this from the perspective of one begrudgingly fulfilling a commitment. he had no choice but to do it to em. how penitent

[Lucky Luciano 😗💨 @LuckyLucianok17]

You know I had to do it to em

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Me going to the store i think

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I farted and lost my hearing for 3-5 seconds

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Even my very own mail box fails to impress me. If you cant handle something so simple then who the f@%uck can

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If your business has a toll free number I am not hiring you. You make 10 billion dollars and you have a "President and CEO" and suck my whole cock

[FLONCHCORE @flonchcore]

you ain’t cartoon SpongeBob Patrick Sandy if you Mr Krabs don’t Squidward

[do something else @dosmthelse]

having a handburger

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

Dangit they screwed up my order at starbucks

You're lucky I'm not an actual rapist yet.

[do something else @dosmthelse]

just to the circle k or whatever for a bag of Cheetos and a monster juice

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Evil enough to play the game but chicken enough to never ever win. That's the story of my mother fucking life