Hey Jamie Dimon, is @JPMorgan's #cryptocurrency a scam too or is it totally legit because you run the company? With all this hypocrisy, it is difficult to breathe in here.
With all the fraud, theft, racketeering, etc. committed by @WellsFargo, is Congress supposed to address Timothy Sloan as "CEO" or "Head of Organized Crime" during his testimony?
The media was surprised when #TheMeg outperformed expectations at the box office. There was nothing surprising there. People would watch @realjstatham eat a sandwich.
Poor @wellsfargo seems to be having a lot of glitches recently. The fake account glitch. The stealing money glitch. Now this one. https://t.co/xd98Q971Fq
First @facebook's value plummets, now @twitter? What is wrong with this world when companies with few tangible assets suddenly lose their value? #injustice
Someone should also tell @wellsfargo that "reboots" can work for the Spider-Man franchise, but a bank that steals people's money is a tougher nut to crack.
The @CityofSeattle repealed their business tax after intense lobbying by corporate interests. If this is not true democracy in action, then what is? #America
A quick tally for those keeping score at home: @wellsfargo has no problem with literally stealing money from you or opening fake accounts in your name. But what about letting you buy #bitcoin? Nope, after all they are just looking out for your best interests. πΌ#angelsamongus
Ouch! First Papua New Guinea is going to out all the fake accounts in the country, now @facebook loses their "Top 3" spot in web traffic. Their dating app hail mary will right this sinking ship...right?
Does @amazon deserve to pay Seattle's new business tax? Probably. Will the @CityofSeattle keep raising that tax and drive out businesses? Definitely. Recall that the federal income tax was supposed to be temporary. Still waiting for that repeal.
Classic @facebook methodology. Release a lie like it was the shameful and embarrassing truth. Use it to distract shareholders from the fact that the real numbers are worse by factors of 10. We should see a desperate redesign in the next few months. https://t.co/s0NGjNE2lO