Dillon Doss

English Major, adrenaline junkie, and a festival lover. LMU Alpha Lambda Zeta alumni. Live rad, and remember to PLUR.

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

@DOB_INC Rrrrroasted

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

@thustweetsdavid I accidentally found this and rejoined Twitter momentarily to share it 👌

[David Sikabwe from Going Spaceward @thustweetsdavid]

Frank Sinatra called. He wanted a rap verse for "Fly Me to the Moon". Happy to oblige.

(My broken glasses are totally an aesthetic choice.)

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

https://t.co/GhQ6Dx35po
Sharing to use a feature twice for free

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

@Fallout @thewandcompany Exactly what I need to buff up my vault dweller costume!

[Fallout @Fallout]

RT to enter to win a #Fallout76 Pip-Boy kit from @TheWandCompany in celebration of #Fallout3's 10th Birthday.

Official Rules: https://t.co/OJ1IDQ3UPZ

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

The inspiration never changes.

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

Hooked on @RuPaulsDragRace , and I've gotta vote for #teamKameron

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

Rewatching Parks and Rec, and I'm definitely not wine-crying at the last season where Ron wants to ask Leslie for a job but he gets stood up because she's too busy with her new job and Ron is STUBBORN AND GETS A DIFFERENT JOB AND SOMEONE BRING ME A FLUFFY PILLOW! #ParksAndRec

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

My inner hoarder watching someone pack up an empty house on tv and yelling "don't throw away that jacket, it looks comfy, you might use it later!"

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

Today I finally decided to schedule a doc appt to get some crazy pills, and tonight I had all of my money stolen from me so now I can't go. Wtf...

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

I hate when people use big words just to try to make themselves sound more charcuterie

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

Hot take: Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by George Washington to sell muskets

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

Make no mistake, my heart is a rollercoaster. Out of order, with a "no passengers" sign twisting in the ghost wind

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

Happy 2018! To kick things off, I'm short on my rent by $1.05. Oh well, time to start hookin'

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

I can't afford my medicine or groceries because I'm an entitled millennial

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

I live in TN, but I watched Cracked videos religiously. I think we'd all love to see some highlights or recaps of the thing. Keep it up, @DOB_INC ! https://t.co/R3LQjNNXPE

[Sivon Levinson @nevercomesthday]

@DOB_INC Can you guys stream it for the people who live in say, Michigan who can't fly out? Because I love this idea and want to see it so bad.

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

The most frustrating music to listen to while you're on hold is the pan flute. I'm marinating in rage and they're blasting the Zelda soundtrack

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

If you knew me in high school and see me in a grocery store, feel free to not stop and talk to me. I'm doing fine. A small wave or head nod will do, and also matches my excitement level of talking to you

[Dillon Doss @dosshard]

@DOB_INC hey, "Dan," love your stuff! I was just wondering why nobody has ever heard you explicit say you had nothing to do with 9/11?