Rahul Singh

DMs mein aata hoon, samajh mein nahi

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

If GT wants to win tonight, Kohli needs to step up to play a long innings.

[pratham @prath4m]

Scaring the hoes away by being too kind-hearted and full of love

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

If you nut in 2 mins from doggy
that's actually 14 mins in doggy time.

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

celebrate his birthday

[arpitrazj @arpitsrivastvv]

Top 40 gayest things a man can do is ??

[Harsh @huntheharsh]

Nothing funnier than the pretty girl who ignored you all through high school being completely appalled after finally noticing you in a lavish high end restaurant,
when you walk towards her and ask her, “May I take your order Ma’am”.

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

May the fourth be with you modiji

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

Aaj uska call aya tha maafi
mang rahi thi, bol rahi thi sorry galti se
lag gaya

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

We need Shazam for pornstars mehn

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

@JioCare Still no technician appointed. Its been 4 days

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

@JioCare requested for installation of jio fiber on 2nd march. Order was initiated by the sales person but installation still not done. Helpline number is useless, give me a resolution or refund my money

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

@JioCare Im tired of this bot generated message. Your helpline is of no use neither are your agents cant even claim my refund. Worst service, my mistake that i didn’t opt for airtel

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

this is my technical analysis:

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

@blurandblack steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

@plot_twistttt Time to use my reach

[Rahul Singh @dost_malone]

i was today years old when i found out that ash ketchum is called satoshi in japanese version of pokémon