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[Addis☀️n @dostal_addison]

Baby girl got surgery today so of course we had to stop for ice cream after to help numb the pain 🍦

[sable @fruitdotcom]

hey (with the intention of doing laundry and taxes with you for the rest of our lives)

[Addis☀️n @dostal_addison]

Blows my mind that it’s supposed to be a separation of church and state, but everyone that argues that abortion shouldn’t be allowed, always quotes at least one thing from the Bible or says something along the lines of a child being Gods gift.

[CimónAlisa🕯 @thecimonalisa]

Women trying to withhold sex to avoid pregnancy will just be met with more violence and thats a scary thought.

[v @missh8ter]

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

[JK Molina @OneJKMolina]

Almost cried not gonna lie

[Elisa Stone Leahy MALLORY IN FULL COLOR @ElisaStoneLeahy]

Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can’t stop laughing.

[Addis☀️n @dostal_addison]

Don’t know what I’m doing with my life, BUT I had a cookie for supper last night so 5 year old me would think I’m super cool and that’s all I care about

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

If you have "anxiety", read this:

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

gm

[Lynzie @lnikol19]

You golf?

No but I can get drunk and drive the golf cart

[Addis☀️n @dostal_addison]

@PierceJensen Perfect, see you in 12 hours

[Addis☀️n @dostal_addison]

If you record girls in the gym I hope, from the bottom of my heart that you have a very lonely and shitty life.

[Addis☀️n @dostal_addison]

@PierceJensen Come to Texas and I will, gladly

[Addis☀️n @dostal_addison]

@Mistathicc 100% don’t get it at all, do your workout and don’t make other people feel uncomfortable. It’s very simple.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Leave people better than you found them.

[angie @teaxtarot]

My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me

[Addis☀️n @dostal_addison]

Not gonna lie, up until the other day I thought Madison square garden was a giant open area like the green space in okoboji and I was super confused every time I heard someone famous sold it out. How do you sell out an open area of land? Now I know.

[Juju @juuulieshaw]

I never had the “sex talk” but I had the “GET ME A 9MM SOCKET AND HOLD THE DANG FLASHLIGHT STILL” talk

[Betty Bloodletter @BBloodletter]

………….

[Addis☀️n @dostal_addison]

Working out for the sole purpose of wanting to wear nothing but dental floss on my ass this summer