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idk man, she was a fucking cunt.

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I'm trying to listen to this movie and picture it in my head

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My penis feels weird because of this girl

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*While watching Man vs Food* I'd cum in my pants for that crab.

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@derekdostal what is it, bro?

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God, last night I cut my fucking nipple with my wristband scratching myself... And then I did it again this morning.

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Applebee's' half price apps are the greatest things ever invented. Num num num.

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I'm gonna go straight retard in PCB

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Wow, you actually learn a lot doing homework.

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God I think I'm going to throw up. I drank way too much orange juice.

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There is a strong chance if I went somewhere to study abroad, I wouldn't come back. I would just find a little job at a bakery or something

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*what goes on in your head when you aren't speaking*
"Honestly, most of the time, nothing

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Well I got a D in it, but that's because I didn't try that hard

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#Tbt

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It was crazy how in depth they went about Bob Marley in that Bob Marley documentary last night

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Huh huh

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I really don't like you guys taking liberties with my action figures.

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Well, I was fake laughing at first, but then I got in to some really really heavy laughs. Huh. Huh.

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Ice cream is easily my top 5 favorite food