Ecclesia 🍁

Tennis || decorative painter || chelsea ||
we don't gotta agree on everything...

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

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It was around 9 p.m. I had just escorted this babe to her lodge at Hall 3 and said my goodbyes. From there, the plan was simple: a quick right turn into June 12, straight down to back gate, then on to Mkt rd.
But halfway in, something felt off.
Out of the darkness, I noticed

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

UNIBEN teaches you the OT you need to have in this life.

One time, my friends went to Buka 7 to eat and on entering, they observed the place and saw strong men eating. They just told themselves “seat no dey, make we go another place.” One mumu course mate among them pointed to a free table and said “see free seats na.” My guys said “seat no dey, make we dey go.” Ode was arguing and they had to drag him out because tugging at his cloth was not working.

They looked at him and asked him “how many years you don dey this UNIBEN wey you no still get sense? You no know say you supposed observe your environment before you put leg.”

I laugh everytime I remember this story

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

OG knows this; when you see a lady outside and you like her, give her your number and ask her to text you if she likes.

[evil clean🫧 @itscleangoddy]

Babes dey try gann, make random person wey you no sabi from adams dey toast you but you gats listen and if at all share contact so you dont seem rude 😭😭😭💔

[Bane @jodambusta]

Difference between Muslims and Christians is that if they tried this with a Muslim, every Muslim from all the ends of the earth from fellow footballers to politicians would have spoken up to condemn this and supported him. But in the case of Christians, it's a fellow Christian like Klopp who is apparently a devout Christian who will be used as the sword to go after you.

Everything going on with Christians now is down to their docility, and as I've finally come to understand, your docility is directly proportional to how much you'll be fucked with. Dortmund and German FA will never try anything that would get them labelled as "islamophobic". They'll rather ignore or pander than face the heat cos 2B Muslims condemning them in unison. But with Christians, they'll persecute, terrorize and threaten because in the words of Jimmy Carr "what are the Christians gonna do,forgive me?"

The world responds to fear and power unfortunately. Muslims got that game on lock. Christians are going to continuously get shitted on by everybody till they learn to stand up in unison against disrespect and persecution again.

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

@currentiyke eternal banter name🤣😂

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Aside my personal aspirations,

A Peter Obi win in the 2027 presidential elections will be one of the biggest win of my life.

A new Nigeria is Possible.

Vote NDC ✌️
Vote Peter Obi for President.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Morgan so far in a Chelsea shirt. 👊🔵

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

the things women say, you'd never grasp the depths of our redundant they are until a man says the same.

[Beejay 😎 @BolajiOyebode]

But if the man can afford you and 5 others, you will want to keep him for yourself only.

You want to commoditise yourself and remain exclusive 😂😂

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

are you allergic to money?

[Kadi scent @kadibella9]

The way I like money, if I’m your woman I will push you to make more money

[k @freethevoicex]

why tf do people wait until new years to cut ppl off?? nigga fuck u rn on november 10th

[Gabriel 🇻🇦🌹 @FideiCatolico]

Jesus sofreu 39 chicotadas, mas, cada uma era considerada 3 porque tinha 3 pontas no chicote, ou seja, Ele levou 117 chicotadas. Por amor a todos nós!

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Tinubu told you not to vote for him for 2nd term if he can't give you 24hrs electricity.
So he's watching now to see if you are actually stupid.

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

The best way to catch a falling knife is to let it hit the ground.

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

you met her by accident.

[Easymoneysniper. @wagmii_]

She hit my bumper on Third Mainland Bridge on August 7, 2023. I came down from the car, and she started insulting me. I sha parked my car, let her finish shouting, and eventually, she handed me her phone. I spoke with her dad, who collected my number and gave me their mechanic's

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

@7aliyyu @Wizarab10 still need it?

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

-17,000.00 aura

[Wildlife Uncensored @TheeDarkCircle]

Have you seen an alligator sneeze before

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

big bro said "pull am"

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

Adeyemi went straight to his senior brother after the win against Atletico Madrid last night.

The dap on the chest before leaving, you can tell they bond well at home. 🥹❤️

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Chelsea is the most popular British club in Africa.

[Freshington @Freshnewburner]

Missing a shot and telling them to check the rim will forever be crazy

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

Look at how he puts The Bloodline before himself in this video.

Perhaps this is what true greatness looks like: reaching a level where you no longer need to prove that you're at the top.

Truly, he has attained God Mode ☝️

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

🚨Something peculiar about deities is that, because they are fully aware of their divinity, they feel no need to place themselves above others. I believe this is one of the attributes of God: attaining a level of greatness where divinity itself produces humility - 1/3

[WWE @WWE]

WARGAMES ⛓️

The Bloodline and 946 are headed for WAR!!!

[Ecclesia 🍁 @dot_cfc]

That is why Jesus, despite being God, washed the feet of His disciples. He didn't need to assert His superiority; humility was simply part of His nature.

Roman Reigns seems to have reached a similar level. He no longer feels the need to put himself ahead of everyone else - 2/3