haymaker 🏨🚮

you don't have to give it legitimacy.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

Yeah, i had a twitter account from.. 2008? 2009? I forget. I nuked it a year or so ago but now I'm back so... Take a note or two from the band the Police, and don't stand so close to me. I'm fat, ugly™️, and unfiltered.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

That's it, the internet can shut down for the night. I've reached the pinnacle - I've found the genuises that spell it "opstical course"

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@frankiefey HOW COME NOBODY TOLD US WE COULD CALL IT A BURGERKRIEG

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@PatriotEmma47 How gay do you have to be to put out this engagement cock sucking of a post?

Oh. Than Tyong gay.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

Change of plans. Vote Chaos™️ 2026. Full Democrat ticket. Accelerate the demise. Rebuild from its ashes.

Become an agent of Chaos.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

You'll have to pardon the merrymaking. I'm currently riding a freedom high. It smells like thermite and victory.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

I am far far too excited about the potential to call someone a "dickless shitgizzard".

Most people would say that sort of language is far beneath a Christian.

I say you need to strip your brain of every preconceived notion and walk into the Bible naked, then we'll talk.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@VivekGRamaswamy Please kindly shuffle off back to Saarland

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@Not_the_Bee Can somebody just kneecap this dude so we don't have to hear any more about this pathetic meatbag in a human skinsuit?

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@fleshsimulator The fuck is that abomination of coagulated cells

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

Now for my next trick I'm going to summon a rib with nothing but a moose fart and some loose shredded cheese.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@EldarQuotient O SNAP

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

Lord please help the next woman you send my way.

She gone find a guy that's pretty much gonna eviscerate anyone that brings the bullshit.

She'll need all the help she can get.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

After the weekend I've had, you can't convince me that God doesn't exist. No way, no how.

This weekend was absolutely fucked.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@megbasham @AuronMacintyre Where a person says, does, or shows one thing that someone doesn't agree with, so that someone throws out the whole person, baby, bathwater and the entire bathroom too.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@megbasham @AuronMacintyre I've noticed this trend over the past year and a half or so, and I think it's related to the general communication changes the Internet has caused in generations.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

Yeppers. I'm not for everyone. Pretty sure I'm only for one. In a way, that makes decisions and whatnot so much easier going forward.

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@shellenberger You ever get the sinking feeling that you've been transferred to a timeline where you are the only sane person that can still do basic reasoning?

[haymaker 🏨🚮 @dot_haymaker]

@LundukeJournal I for one am looking forward to the inevitable coming collapse of projects that engage in retarded political grandstanding on positions based in ignorant, delusional beliefs.

Focus on the fucking software, you psychotic morons. Leave your politics at home.