SoftClothesDotLife

Your source for the latest in post-work clothing technology, midwestern culture, and recognizing that sometimes going outside and talking to people is hard.

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The @dot_soft Executives STRONGLY endorse this product from our friends at @HarebrainedInc.

Not an #ad.

We just really like casseroles: https://t.co/2G85DszZiF

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I woke up and made this. What's wrong with me? Anyways, WHERE MY CASSEROLE FANS AT?! https://t.co/UcB1Y6zpkX

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Turns out we don’t need to purchase more #SoftClothes at the moment so much as we needed to do some laundry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@LansingMIFacts

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The hard hitting content we need. Looking forward to the full write up.

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Oh wait. In reviewing our own TL it appears we did tweet early on in the pandemic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Shout out to our friend @VernorsHerzog for sharing this story with us several months ago. In true #SoftClothes style, we forgot to login to this account pretty much since 2019. We make no promises moving forward. https://t.co/yWJxgDlbRI

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Friendship with hard pants is OVER.

SOFT PANTS are our new best friend. https://t.co/aOoKuxPAmS

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@jlknott @tjoosten @kate_sonka Thanks for reminding us we have this account! Had to reset the password and everything. #SoftClothesLife

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Good thing we’re always wearing #SoftClothes nowadays!

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@MillennialProf_ @kate_sonka @rlmorris_mi

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Rather than allow a sloppy quesadilla to sully a fresh! new! sweatshirt! in a very On Brand move, one of our @dot_soft Executives had the innovative idea to use an extra tortilla as a bib. #QuarantineCuisine

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These really are unprecedented times.

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@rlmorris_mi @MillennialProf_ But how much is too much, really?

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Would love to see some stats on the increase of #SoftClothes purchases from retailers as many are now working from home.

[Said while wearing soft clothes and purchasing MORE soft clothes]

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@calimorrison @jlknott @JulieUranis @ryanknott @kate_sonka We very much support all the Work From Home Soft Clothes™️ combinations we’re seeing these days. Some day we might even document them...

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Absolutely distasteful and we will not stand for this.

Which reminds me...have to get back to the couch and crawl under a blanket now.

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@gravesle @markhelmsing Ope! We were so relaxed we forgot to check Twitter for 2 weeks!

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@MillennialProf_ @jlknott @kate_sonka A+

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@MillennialProf_ @jlknott @kate_sonka Soooooo tell me whatcha want whatcha really really want.

I’ll tell ya what I want what I really really want.

I wanna I wanna I wanna take my bra off and put on sweatpants.