Dot Branning

Eastenders number 1 bareback lover. Ive had my pasty smashed more times than Phil Mitchells has had hot dinners.(PARODY)

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

Just bought some nipple clamps for Jim. Phils coming round later to smash my pasty #EastEnders

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

Jims just lifted his leg and farted just as i was sparking me fag up. Cunts burned my eyebrows #EastEnders

[Stewie Griffin @ItsStewieGriffn]

Who else is gonna buy a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive you say "I ordered this damn thing a year ago!"

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I know. Lets make 2013 the year every fucker got their sense of humour back.

[Stephen Knight 🎙️ @GSpellchecker]

"@moby_kop #Islam respects all beliefs including #athiesm"

+ Sure it does. #LyingForAllah http://t.co/BJIdScH1 #athEIsm

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“We see things not as they are, we see them as WE are”― Morrie Camhi #LifeQuotes #LifeSayings #QuoteOfTheDay #Quotations #Quote #LifeSayings

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“Life doesn't require that we be the best, only that we try our best.” ― H. Jackson Brown #QuoteOfTheDay #LifeQuotes #LifeSayings #Life

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” ― Robert Bloch #LifeQuotes

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“There are never enough 'I love you's.” ― Lenny Bruce #LifeQuotes #LifeSayings #Life #Quotations #QuoteOfTheDay #Quotes #Quote #Philosophy

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.” ― Lou Holtz #LifeQuotes #Life

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“Don't loaf and invite inspiration; light out after it with a club.” ― Jack London #LifeSayings #LifeQuotes #Life #QuoteOfTheDay #Quotes

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.” ― Chuck Palahniuk #LifeQuotes #LifeSayings #Life #Philosophy #Wisdom

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.” ― Suzanne Weyn #QuoteOfTheDay #Quotes #Quotations #LifeSayings #LifeQuotes #Quote #Life #Philosophy

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” ― Jack London #LifeQuotes #LifeSayings #Life #Wisdom #Philosophy

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.” ― Babe Ruth #LifeSayings #LifeQuotes #QuoteOfTheDay #Quotes #Quotations #Life #Philosophy

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection” ― Siddhārtha Gautama #LifeQuotes #LifeSayings

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.”― Lou Holtz #LifeQuotes #LifeSayings #Life #Philosophy #Wisdom

[Dot Branning @DotBranningNOT]

“Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.” ― Leo Buscaglia #LifeQuotes #Life #LifeSayings #Philosophy