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The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
Tweeting funny things you see in the day of a supermarket grocery home delivery driver inc funny substitutions, parental guidance is advised at times.
Brighton UK
Joined December 2011
79
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43
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206
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The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
almost 14 years ago
Delivery name of the year: Miss Tattie Beaver
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
about 14 years ago
My wife has bet me I can't loose all my followers by the end of the day!
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
about 14 years ago
Plus the van caught fire last week
#delivery
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
about 14 years ago
I'm not dead baby! Just taking a break
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The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
I didn't know who Tulisa was until she sucked a cock in front of the nation! A bit like Nick Clegg!
#libdems
dotcomdriver
retweeted
South Wales Fire and Rescue Service
@SWFireandRescue
over 14 years ago
Hope everyone had a great Bank Holiday! It's
#testittuesday
test your smoke alarms Keep your friends & family safe. Pls RT
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
@2FBS I was too busy trying to keep my breakfast down, the worst thing is I had "golden balls" this morning.
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
He smelt very badly of BO! Think I may have to be sick
#delivery
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
Just delivered to an old man with one arm just wearing boxer shorts with his balls hanging out, I'm scarred for life now!
#deliveryhorrors
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
Dress it up anyway you like love, your name is Mrs Aynall and is still pronounced Anal
#delivery
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
@3dsgrandma It was more of the lady loves a green tray mission lol
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
I'm back, been away for a while on a top secret delivery mission, I could tell you but then I would have to kill you
#delivery
dotcomdriver
retweeted
la_crip
@la_crip
over 14 years ago
Policing & social media. Surely police tweeters should follow their followers to get an idea of what issues ppl are concerned about?
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
My mate has just started a Twitter account
@KeremyJyle
and I think it could become funny one to
#follow
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
#famouslastwords
The delivery man always arrives on time with a big smile on his face
#delivery
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
If anyone ever says "I want to talk to the organ grinder", give them the number of the man who makes Asda's Smartprice sausages.
#delivery
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
@3dsgrandma I don't think the copper was having any of it, he looked pissed off and my shoes looked pissed on
#badtimes
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
Its hard to deny that is was you that had a pee behind the van when you have wet shoes on a hot sunny day
#fact
#delivery
dotcomdriver
retweeted
soft and springy
@DaphneSludge
over 14 years ago
@groveswhitnall
@CameronAddicott
@CatsProtection @craighartonline
@Mentally_chill
@DanWrexham
@doobiesis
@dotcomdriver
@FBNewsTeam
Thank you
The Delivery Man
@dotcomdriver
over 14 years ago
When asked by your trainer what should you do if the van catches fire, the answer grab some sausages out the back & have a BBQ is wrong.
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