dotcompunction

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1/10th the punishment your average normie deserves for having a social life

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Millie Taplin was celebrating her 18th birthday at a nightclub when a stranger offered her a vodka lemonade, saying “try this.”
After one sip, her body went numb and she became fully conscious but unable to move.
She was rushed to hospital, where doctors suspected she had been drugged.
Her mother later shared the footage as a warning: never accept drinks from strangers.

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Obsession for people with an inferiority complex

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@sundiskwand Hello big eyes

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@GroyperInsiderr I met him in a convention center at 5 foot 9. Keith wouldn't even look me in the fuckin eyes

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@Ji88yJoHHs Thank you for your servicing

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@Ji88yJoHHs Just want to let you know I laugh out loud at probably 60% of your tweets

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@sundiskwand Your stomach is a pit of vipers

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@sundiskwand Blonde; lighter than air

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@GroyperInsiderr Hey. Just smelled mine. Good

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All the harpoons in the world can't stick the magnanimity of the whale

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@Ji88yJoHHs Hard times create strong men

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Stroke Survivor Shows Everyone Bell's Palsy Can Still Be Sexy

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@sundiskwand The natural order

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@tafphorisms Not only did you invent the idea of the question asking about a "specific" day, your answer was just as provincial. Spaceman and Transcendental Savior of All of Humanity?

Stick to Lanas and Lordes

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@sundiskwand I was trying to scare you did it work

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@sundiskwand Hello beautiful

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The nymphs play sexually because they do not possess our appetite of concupiscence—to them, sex flows like a river and wanders like the wind

[Lσla Sιlҽɳȥισ @silenziomio]

The Grotto of the Nymphs, from Pierre Louÿs’ The Songs of Bilitis by Willy Pogany (1926).