Evan

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[Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal]

The password game is out now! Good luck 👹

> https://t.co/kXhmbHqYTK

[Evan @dotevan]

@llkats I’d play banjo if I could also be Steve Martin or Ed Helms.

[Evan @dotevan]

@televisionarie The tubs I eat out of are definitely attended.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“oh so you want -your- tax dollars to pay for free school lunches?” literally yes. please take whatever is necessary to keep kids from going hungry. how the fuck is this controversial.

[Evan @dotevan]

@sharpfarts @llkats @televisionarie Congratulations, you’ve invented bread.

[Evan @dotevan]

@MorethanToast Oh my god he’s the worst.

[Mekishana Pierre @mekishana]

This is actually an amazing SNL sketch and Michael B. Jordan was the perfect man for the job 😭😭

[Evan @dotevan]

@J_Pantaloons @ComedyBangBang Definitely J. W. Stillwater. Y’all hear a podcast go?

[Evan @dotevan]

@conradmuan It also depends on how far away your errands are, whether there is a lot of elevation/hills, and how hard you drive it. I’d say that in general, yes you’d be fine. Also, lots of grocery stores and department stores have level 2 or 3 chargers in their lots nowadays.

[Evan @dotevan]

@llkats @skylos I’ve followed people, but I mostly just scroll through the for you page. Once you start liking things it will show you more of it. Consume the firehouse.

[Evan @dotevan]

@televisionarie We should upgrade to one that is larger than most apartments in Europe.

[𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @ImmaterialGhost]

TRES leches? En esta economia??

[Evan @dotevan]

@geoffeg I lost it with the news shot with the image of some red dirt and a circle with the words “Search Area”.

[Evan @dotevan]

@geoffeg Perhaps it’s following the adage that any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

[Evan @dotevan]

@EliseSalomon @televisionarie This is why I have to have my own toothpaste.

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

“Spare me the bullshit of mental illness,” says Sen. Murphy of the United States. “We’re not an outlier on mental illness, we’re an outlier on firearms”

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: why are my taxes so complicated?

turbo tax:

[Evan @dotevan]

@llkats “Trumpet time ends” somehow made me really sad. #notootforyou

[Evan @dotevan]

@cjtylr Yeah, getting those last 3 was critical to my success today.

[Evan @dotevan]

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[Evan @dotevan]

Oh, come on!
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[Evan @dotevan]

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