Dan Philo

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

@helenjwc @MrLsMathsApps It's like Paint by Numbers but with sums to get the right colour

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

Like a method actor that can't stop

[Variety @Variety]

Robert Downey Jr: "Between robotics and nanotechnology, we could clean up the planet significantly, if not totally, in 10 years" https://t.co/hrzpTLkK29

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

@Home_Halfway Even a broken clock is right twice a day I guess

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

THREAD of things about Nigel Farage that should already be public knowledge ahead of the #EuropeanElections2019.
Dear Media, DO YOUR JOB!

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

@domphilo I know, but I couldn't resist ☹️

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

Where do you go for Scandinavian car parts? Halfjords

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

Drinking lots of water is good for your metabolism because you burn more calories walking to and from the toilet all the live long day

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

What?

[The Guardian @guardian]

Pete Doherty hospitalised following hedgehog injury https://t.co/wD6D3loYnd

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

Do you think locksmiths are like ever tempted to just go rogue and just rob people?

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

No knowledge or understanding of the subject but gives his exaggerated opinion anyway - classic Piers

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Never watched Game of Thrones & no desire to. Preposterous waste of eyeball energy.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. TERRY PRATCHETT

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

I didn't like a lot of how that episode was shot but I get that it was supposed to look chaotic. #Jonsnow and #Daenerys were stressing me out!

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

I've watched #GameofThrones so I can finally be on twitter again!

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Pro-Brexit Tories push for a second no-confidence vote in Theresa May, as they’re unhappy with the result of the first one.

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

Haven't liked an album on first listen so much for quite a while.

Love Keeps Kicking by Martha

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

@davidschneider So 60% don't. The 40% should respect the will of the majority and accept it; isn't that how the Daily Mail think it should go in every case?

[Dan Philo @DoTheAstroApps]

Jesus is trending. Oh no what has he done?

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

[standing in the rain]
me: please take me back, i'll be less dramatic!
ex: is that a rain machine

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon Heavy’s center core has landed on the Of Course I Still Love You droneship!

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon Heavy’s side boosters land on Landing Zones 1 and 2