Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺

OH GOD WHAT IS THIS I AM NOT GOOD WITH PC COMPUTER

[CAPITAL SIGMA Σ 🇿🇦 @CAPITALSIGMAza]

Bokomo took their decades old and trusted ProNutro recipe aaaaaaand … fucked it up. I’m sure a CA made the decision.
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[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@CityPowerJhb Power has just gone off AGAIN in Boskruin. CPWEB4932562. PLEASE attend to this urgently.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@trq212 Claude Code is now impossible to use. 60% of session usage gone in 30 minutes (Pro Plan) - outside peak hours - implementing 3 tasks. One prompt this morning: "continue". 70k context. Feedback ID: 36519469-e39e-466d-b7f5-248dea26abfb

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@CityPowerJhb Boskruin and surrounds are STILL off. Technicians arrived and left again without fixing anything. PLEASE can we get an update. CPWEB4917740/CPWEB4919016.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@CityPowerJhb You promised an update almost 12 hours ago. Did you forget?

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@CityPowerJhb Power still out in Boskruin. CPWEB4917740. Please can we get an update?

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@Saxon_African @grok @GeesusReturns I've seen some absolute fucking idiots on this platform before, but you may just be the worst.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@rtia_aarto Trying to register as a proxy for my business on https://t.co/lCvzFqCJUk but it won't let me - it only allows 13 characters for business reg number... except a BRN is 14 characters long.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@JHBWater We still have no water in Boskruin. It's been three days.

@THEDEVCHEV @RalfBittkau

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@CityPowerJhb Boskruin is off again after being off for almost 90 hours last week. CPWEB4591621. Please escalate.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@DA_JHB Oh good, all our problems are over.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@THEDEVCHEV Your involvement is enormously appreciated - Ward 134 is lucky to have you. Is Ralf Bittkau with you?

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@WarrenRcomedian It tested well with our focus groups.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@WarrenRcomedian Still upset that I'm only credited as "Tempting Anus".

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@WarrenRcomedian Incidentally, "Fetid, Pustulous Beak" is the title of your sex tape and it could not be more accurate.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@THEDEVCHEV Please, please, please @THEDEVCHEV - is there no way we can get another team out to start working on Beyers? 60 hours without power and they haven't even started working on our fault. We're literally begging you here.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@CityPowerJhb Stop closing tickets when we still have no power. Be better at your jobs.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@CityPowerJhb My previous logged ticket was closed as "Job Complete", which is enormously surprising since our power is still off. I have logged new fault CPWEB4579481. Please only close this one when you've actually done something.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@silvaefoxx @SimonPGrindrod Maybe you shouldn't base your attitudes of an entire cultural group based on what you read on the shittiest social network ever to be crapped out onto the world.

[Chainsaw Bearfight 🥺 @dotmatt]

@THEDEVCHEV So 40-odd hours later and the fault affecting those areas fed from Beyers hasn't even been investigated yet? This is a failure of the highest order and they should be ashamed.