Dottie Dangerously

When I'm not laying on important paperwork or getting stuck in the closet, I can be found licking my own crotch. I live with my humans @jantzie and @buckingham.

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Photo: Shelf-a-cat™ http://t.co/9IiLQNWceX

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Photo: YEEEEEES? http://t.co/iYQQwFfpXW

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Photo: Say, “REAWHHHHHHH” http://t.co/USvpVosJHl

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Photo: It’s called catnap for a reason. http://t.co/k4dQZsoWWz

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Photo: I’M KING OF THE DRESSERS! http://t.co/XJmbHvdgvq

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Photo: I have birthday cat scratch fever! http://t.co/fElvWUrXfZ

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Photo: MY ARCHENEMY, TUX! HISS! (We’ve shared many an “animated discussion” through the window.) http://t.co/MdnO0MJ9w0

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Photo: Yoga. Amirite?! http://t.co/yd3JOAKLR0

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Photo: Squirrel face!! http://t.co/xh3aPpCsBB

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Photo: Junk up, man. That’s how relaxed I am. http://t.co/K2tRb7i2Ex

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Photo: Laundry day, caturday. http://t.co/gDpimE8CcX

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Photo: Ms. Alotta Catchins. *fresh!* http://t.co/JsIM7hNBKA

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Photo: cat-er-pillar™ http://t.co/1NOtQjjd3R

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Photo: *snuggles Thing* http://t.co/gNk4QndHQU

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Photo: But I’m not ready to put away the winter coats! http://t.co/X65OXz9oui

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Photo: I’m king of the world! Of boxes! http://t.co/vWcXIkHMi4

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Photo: Say, “MREAAAAAAAH” http://t.co/AdgZezeQG3

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Photo: Sometimes my human, @jantzie, needs help putting on her face—meowr cat eye! http://t.co/HPXyuG7EtG

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Photo: Matchmaker, matchmaker… http://t.co/t7xv71HuJI

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Photo: TornadoCat!™ http://t.co/Ksg1QRmZEu