David Ottosen

Anything I tweet has a shelf life of a few days and represents only my own opinion and not that of my employer. Laser eyes not meant as financial advice.

[David Ottosen @dottosen]

@MikeMcDonald89 Maybe the day the silk road guy got arrested?

[David Ottosen @dottosen]

@RealKidPoker I lost faith in this game after it told me this team would go 68-14:

[David Ottosen @dottosen]

@Lowetide I continue to wish I could consult for the Oilers in free agency, which would consist of this checklist:

1) Does the contract take them past their 32nd birthday?
2) Did the player have an outlier positive season of their career last year?
3) If yes, don't offer it.

The end.

[Laurier Golden Hawks Football @LaurierFootball]

We’ve added a BIG Offensive Lineman!

Benn Ottosen from Barrie will now be suiting up for the Purple and Gold. Welcome to the family, Benn!

#SoarAbove

[David Ottosen @dottosen]

Prediction - in a few years we are talking about the Kassian trade costing us Lambert in the same way we talk about Griffin Reinhart trade costing us Barzal.