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💉🍷 How are your eye sockets

[Crowe @dottospian]

caspian exists in another timeline where remuria was treated like the sumeru desert

[Crowe @dottospian]

writing caspian lore so in depth I forget he’s not canon

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caspian trying to rizz up dottore but he genuinely tries to familyzone him

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it’d be interesting for caspian to go through some sort of robespierre esque downfall in that time just for dottore to like. Come back to life on the path of redemption

[Crowe @dottospian]

I love caspians complicated feelings towards dottore it completes something in me…he sincerely both adores and loathes that man. But he thinks he is so ill for coming to depend on and love dottore it makes me wonder what I’ll do with him when i get to dottores death in his story

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caspian trying to come to terms with the fact that needing support for his disability is okay while slowly processing he was helpless and oblivious to the exploitation he endured in childhood

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this is kind of a joke he tells both to eat shit and die but he’s still more amicable towards lumine

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the difference between how caspian interacts with lumine and aether as travellers is that in his evasiveness he gets all flirty with lumine, but he tells aether to eat shit and die

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prime dottospian while natlan was being eviscerated:

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caspian was preyed upon and idolised as a child while zandik was demonised and chased away ough……. 💔💔

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akademiya caspian avoiding expulsion by adding ‘hypothetically’ or ‘theoretically’ before suggesting some absolutely batshit application his research could have

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the traveller in nod-krai: i think my spaceship was here!

caspian three days into a bender dealing with fatui debt collectors sent after him personally by pantalone after he amassed millions of mora worth of damage to dottores lab in his escape from snezhnaya:

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@comprisedss look at my socialists we r never making it out of teyvat dawg 😭😭😭

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when dottore is trying to lay on socialist rizz w caspian but bumtalone genuinely walks in asking how much budget he wants for the kill all puppies in teyvat project

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when I play ace attorney and edgeworth says something dottospianful to phoenix and I have to act chill about it

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dottore in the tsaritsas court on his knees beggjng for his favourite academic to have his charges of espionage against the fatui dropped

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how can I make my uni assignments about stuff I can put into caspians lore…

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fused or died

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caspian passive where if u start playing absolute bullshit on an instrument he bluescreens ur pc