Woody

[Woody @dotty_c]

@ubereats_uk ...we are unable to look into this matter further. We understand that this is not the resolution you were hoping for. We are constantly aiming to improve our service to you, and your feedback will help us do so.
We appreciate your understanding in this matter."

[Woody @dotty_c]

@ubereats_uk what is your complaints process? I've contacted customer service who repeated the same 3 sentences and was unable to answer yes or no to if you have a complaints process.

[Woody @dotty_c]

@ubereats_uk Lol, apparently the social media team use the exact same textbook lines too:

"Unfortunately we cannot assist you with your order issue, as we have explained previously. The only way you can gain a resolution to this issue is to please call the number: [phone]....

[Woody @dotty_c]

@PapaJohnsUK Me 🥩 @djwooding 🍗 @dmwooding_ 🌱 @woodindoll 🌿 would have to be half meaty half vegan 🤣🍕

[Woody @dotty_c]

@djwooding Please try harder #whatarethoseeeeee

[Woody @dotty_c]

@SolihullCouncil Hi, can you tell me why some trees along Fordbridge Road, Babs Mill, have green dots spray painted on them?

[Woody @dotty_c]

@djwooding 🐍

[Woody @dotty_c]

@djwooding Don't do it

[Woody @dotty_c]

@djwooding @twi_age HTBD MFS

[Woody @dotty_c]

@CitrineGhoul I'm telling dad you said the F word

[Woody @dotty_c]

@CitrineGhoul You'll always be the baby

[Woody @dotty_c]

@CitrineGhoul Wb lucy-poocy?

[Woody @dotty_c]

@CitrineGhoul You were a devil child... It was for my own protection I didn't say anything

[Woody @dotty_c]

@CitrineGhoul What are toooooeeesssss

[Woody @dotty_c]

@BandQ Hi, can you tell me why your Erdington store was closed today and when it will be back open?

[Woody @dotty_c]

@CitrineGhoul Every 2-3 working days

[Woody @dotty_c]

@CitrineGhoul Was washing my hair

[Woody @dotty_c]

@CitrineGhoul 🐍

[Woody @dotty_c]

@djwooding Probably wouldn't get there in time