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[Kendall @dotusberg]

If you think I’m above making the word “jism” to beat my 11 year-old son at Bananagrams, you don’t know me at all

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@Ciarra_Carter I may have found your vax card, msg me

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@CrcTransport Hi, my brand-new car was damaged on your transport, and no one is returning my calls or voicemails - super shady. Can you help get this resolved?

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@Stu_Mundel @Venice311 Is this what the helicopters over the north oval are watching rn?

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@rofold @mollylambert And after the first baby it was elderly multigravida!

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@SimonKIDS a misprint in my kid’s copy of AS BRAVE AS YOU by @JasonReynolds83 means we’re missing pages 185-200. I’ve seen typos, but I’ve never seen anything like this before! Can you send us a replacement?

[Kendall @dotusberg]

Hey @Spotify I’ve been listening to Rap Caviar for an hour without hearing a female rapper. I counted - first appearance is the 35th song. How about some variety? #dobetter

[Kendall @dotusberg]

What the hell is a gift horse anyway?

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@pauldiddy27 This makes me happy

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@ChuckWendig “Works for me, thanks Claire” @bethrichards2

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@msquinn Libby the library app - I gush about it all the time, and no one I know has it.

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@ChuckWendig How to Hide An Empire by @dimmerwahr 👏🏽👏🏽

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@imlpdx @ChuckWendig @hottestsingles As a kid I thought it was gray for warm grays and grey for cool greys (which is an awesome theory, although incorrect and subjective)

[Kendall @dotusberg]

Saying “we expect students to do their work” isn’t concrete enough to engage kids already struggling with motivation on the best of days.

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@kystokes @LASchools @KPCC @AirTalk I think a lot of parents want to know something concrete: If a kid stops doing work, will their grade go down or not??

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@kystokes @LASchools @KPCC @AirTalk I think a lot of parents want to know something concrete: If a kid stops doing work, will their grade go down or not??

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@samsanders Honey mustard!

[Kendall @dotusberg]

I wonder if you can rely on this in any sort of navigational sense, like moss on a tree? https://t.co/4uLsqH3uB8

[Kendall @dotusberg]

He did said “even thirder,” right? #Cheer

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@taffyakner Mine was ‘Southern Comfort’ with Powers Booth in third grade, thanks dad

[Kendall @dotusberg]

@rgay Thankfully, this already exists! @BundlerTV is on the case.

[Kendall @dotusberg]

Not! (™️ my mom 10 years after that was a thing)

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

Teens think they have an all-purpose insult for uncool people over 30 with "OK boomer", but little do they know uncool people over 30 are about to deploy our most devastating weapon against it: ruthlessly appropriating it until it's cringingly uncool to say it in any circumstance