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just a dude living life | wwe fan | pokemon everything fan | luigi | 🇲🇽| ☝️ | i'm also a history teacher lmao |

[Leslie @HeyLeslie97]

I need to make more money

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

You guys have no idea how much joy this picture fills my heart with Mexican culture will forever be undefeated 🇲🇽❤️

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[thomas™ @mylifeasthomas_]

Not feeling great today just gonna set a monster on the timeline and pass

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

@his_QTpi77 got first today Witt crushing hammers pult after forgetting her deck at home LMAOOO

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

Hide n Sneak is still a great name, yall just hate being a bit whimsical and silly

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

At this point there’s no point of bitching about bad pricing when playing pollo pult ima just start looking at my opp like this when I price both my blakizens yet again

[Bryan Ruby @cowboyprincess_]

the worst rogue deck enjoyer is watching this turin finals and licking they lips rn

[Austin Charles 🔜 Worlds! 🏟️✨ @amcharles0]

No WAY the Torchic got 60 hp so I can’t play it in pult/chicken. You’ve got to be joking 🤬😭😭

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

@TopRamenzTCG I think me beating Zach after he beat you was what messed up your resistance and boosted mine up LMAO

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

2nd at the local this week

It’s insane that for the second tourney in a row, I priced both my blazikens 😂

Feeling a lot more confident with Da Pollo Pult and tbh it’s the only variation of pult I have fun playing

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

@munchconsumer27 Spill the tea sis

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

Ice cream truck blocked my way for like five minutes so I decided to say fuck it and buy one LMAO

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

Girlie recording failed the assignment the moment homie put down the bag to fight I would have grabbed it and dipped 😂

[PokéStreetz @POKESTREETZ]

🚨 CAUGHT GLITCHING… NOW THE COMMUNITY IS SPLIT 😳

An alleged Pokémon VM glitcher was confronted on camera, but now collectors are debating whether the glitching or the confrontation was the bigger issue 👀

#PokeStreetz #CaughtGlitching #PokemonTCG #CardboardPolitics

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

@owomari_ptcg @vo9oc Bro I hope you know that your pfp of fucking Bree makes anything you tweet 100x funnier

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

Pokemon making it a requirement for league stores to have bathrooms but can’t do the same in their own regionals 💀

[st00ben @st00ben]

Yo @playpokemon @GamingGen - The bathroom situation here is a nightmare. They just locked and closed one of them two men's rooms in the tournament hall - there's no bathrooms in the concourse that are available either.

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

@munchconsumer27 Mega man what? 💀💀

[.zip🕺 @dotzip115]

@PatrissimoMP4 for a solid 2 months a few months ago

[ape escape the dj the show 🦧💿📺 @ap33scap3]

otw to The Nut 🥜