DOs an DON'Ts!
DOs:
1. Apply for jobs between 7:50 AM and 9:30 AM
2. Choose Wednesday as sick leave
3. Make friends the people getting fired
4. Email resume between 7:50 AM and 8:30 AM.
5. CC your boss when your co-worker asks for help.
6. Normalize not wanting to be a manager
DON'Ts:
1. Telling your coworkers you’re leaving
2. Using "please find attached" in your emails.
3. Forwarding work emails to your personal email
4. Using work Wi-Fi on your personal phone.
5. Using your work laptop for personal use
6. Telling your supervisors WHY you need the day OFF
7. Saying "Sorry for the delay" in your work emails.
8. Taking sick leave on Monday/Friday
The exact moment a theater full of action fans realized that a movie about fast cars had just delivered the most beautiful farewell in Hollywood history. 🕊️
This is free advice from an expensive psychologist.
If you're an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don't make everything a matter of life and death.