Joe Jackson

Ex-Property Mogul... Renewable Energy Warrior... Motivational Speaker...Serial Overexaggerator!!

[The Muffed Punt Partnership @muffed_punt]

IT’S SHOWTIME | ITV 1 | 16TH APRIL | 9PM

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@JimmyS83

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Single greatest celebration in football history. Will never be beaten.

Anyone know what pie it was?

If it's chicken balti is it still on the pitch cos I'll have it

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@kevwwake

[Tim Lovejoy @timlovejoy]

Hands up if you’re keeping this dance alive 👋✋✋👋

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Family stand, block 5, row G, seat 3. Old Trafford. #ENGvSA

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@kevwwake @wakety5 @StevenWake1 @carlbozeate @Boz_pb @seasby83 @Thewhitepele83 Like free money Kev. I’ll give you the Deutschmarks after lockdown 😉

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@GazBuckley @carlbozeate @Gar_Hughff Got the right haircut again for it 😉

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@GazBuckley @kevwwake @carlbozeate @wakety5 @boz @StevenWake1 @seasby83 Might just be cos he hasn’t been able to get a haircut 🤣

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@cheersneil14 Were you doing your hours exercise?!

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It was me on the bike today @cheersneil14 ....dunno why you shouted ‘now Wiggo’!!!

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@Boz_pb

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I intend to retire as solo artist after album no3 as I have just had a call from my brother begging me to start oasis again in 2022 if you believe in life after love c’mon you know LG x

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@wakety5

[WSVN 7 News @wsvn]

Police said the 20-year-old pulled out his wallet and as he searched through it, officers could see the fake Hawaii ID card with the name “McLovin” and a birthdate of June 3, 1981.
https://t.co/qPhzSMsKVN

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@GazBuckley 🖕🏻

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@GazBuckley

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Does this mean I have to die before I reach 90?

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@carlbozeate

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

🚨NINE-DARTER!🚨

Steve Beaton throws a perfect leg in his first round win over Kirk Shepherd at the German Darts Open.

The Bronzed Adonis has still got it!👏👏👏

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@Gar_Hughff

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Great craic

[Streatham Rovers Football Club @StreathamRovers]

Here's the teamsheet for tonight's game and we are absolutely furious because Sydenham have fielded their players to spell out "SRFC ARE SHIT". We know this for a fact because Dane Francis, a striker, is wearing number 3. Hope the league committee throw the book at them for this.

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@easby_colin @seasby83 🤣

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#karrrazzzy https://t.co/9hoysP3RSy

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Everyone keen to jump on the bandwagon and cheer England on...singing three lions and #itscominghome, then when they get beat they start slagging them and saying what they should of done