Big_Yeugh

[Heather @Kallunas]

"Si decides que te vas a matar, me parece bien. Cada uno es libre. Pero antes de matarte, mata a 7 u 8 fascistas. Y luego ya te matas"

[Aurora 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @aurorabowo]

Bible doesn't call me mommy's good puppy until I violently cum all over myself

[cafkafk @cafkafk]

Spoiler: this is just what happens when you select for intelligence

[pyukumuku🏳️‍⚧️ @pykmku]

instead of a dombreaker i wanna be a subbreaker. i wanna be so pathetic that not even the subbiest sub could resist pinning me down and using me

[Lulu Justiφ's da Silva @Lulumakonha]

Fã da Rockstar é tipo:
"Não, vc não entendeu, eles fizeram até os pelos do cu dos npcs"
- Mas e a gameplay?
"Não cara, olha o ovo do cavalo encolhendo no frio!! Peak gaming!"
- Mas o jogo é bom?
"Sim mano, olha esses gráficos, parece até a vida real"

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

they should put porn on interstate billboards so drivers have something to jerk off to

[dog girl jesus @doggirljesus]

making out with and getting groped by someone clearly much more sober than u is one of the greatest experiences this world has to offer

[Big_Yeugh @double_ick]

“seamless”

giant fucking seam

balright

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Switching characters in Grand Theft Auto VI is 'seamless'

[Big_Yeugh @double_ick]

@folklordelore I like girls who are a little fat like this

[💊 @shr00mz4lunch]

niggas don’t gaf if it’s piss or squirt fr #realeaters

[Big_Yeugh @double_ick]

not even tgirl spider atp it’s rule 63

[TheAnnoyingAnt 💪🐜 @Antykill_]

"Investors" pulling out of gaming would have one effect and one effect only:
- AAA gaming as we know it would die

That means the space would suddenly shift from "what gets investors wet" to "what do gamers want to play".

I can't wait.

[🐦‍⬛ @shakeurspear]

cuddling but i keep rubbing my ass against you pretending i don't know what im doing

[maxy @MaxedDown]

Girlfriend and I are both sick lying in bed and out of nowhere she lets out a defeated sigh and says "I'm running out of options, do you wanna jerk off together?"

[eli @EEleye618]

Need a girl to play with my hair while I give her head